"Your frammis valve is flummoxed and it's going to take a brazillion dollars to fix it."
A variation is the frammistat, which frequently has to be replaced.
But that's just my point! You she obeys! She obeys you! There's obeying going on right under my nose!
Wash ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ginger - Jan 12, 2007 8:50:53 am PST #548 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
sj - Jan 12, 2007 8:56:16 am PST #549 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
The benadryl finally allowed me to breathe enough to fall asleep only to be woken up breathing in cigarette smoke fronm upstairs again. I know I am being irrational, but right now am crying and I feel like packing up all our stuff so we move asap.
Volans - Jan 12, 2007 9:03:08 am PST #550 of 10001
move out and draw fire
Yay for being co-opted, Jess and Fone!
I think it's okay to cry over spilt $100 perfume. Also, I will never think that my BPAL perfume is expensive again.
Today clarified three things for us: 1) R's mother really doesn't care; 2) We don't have current phone numbers for some family members; 3) We need to update legal documents for Mal custody, just in case we are both in the embassy when something bad happens. Best to get those lessons learned from a minimal attack like this, I think.
The big crisis today was that Mallory got a cut on his cheek. I have no idea how - I was carrying him on my shoulders and we looked in the mirror and he was fine, then 30 seconds later R helped him dismount and he was howling and his cheek was running with blood. Trying to get first aid onto the face of a baby who is thrashing and fighting for his life is tough. After that, Mal just collapsed, like a switch had been thrown, curled up on R's lap.
DavidS - Jan 12, 2007 9:04:52 am PST #551 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Why don't you give that a try, Hec?
I'm gonna need a Canadian and a gum wrapper...
AmyLiz, clearly she's a wench.
DavidS - Jan 12, 2007 9:05:59 am PST #552 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The big crisis today was that Mallory got a cut on his cheek.
Isn't he a little young for dueling scars? Maybe you should keep him away from the other knife-fighting toddlers for a while.
Vortex - Jan 12, 2007 9:15:04 am PST #553 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I think it's okay to cry over spilt $100 perfume. Also, I will never think that my BPAL perfume is expensive again.
well, it was 100ml, so it was a lot of perfume.
beth b - Jan 12, 2007 9:17:40 am PST #554 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I had to explain guesuntight( nope can't spell it) to a kid a day or to ago- and then the poor thing felt bad because he couldn't say think you in german. It was very cute.
DavidS - Jan 12, 2007 9:22:02 am PST #555 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
and then the poor thing felt bad because he couldn't say think you in german.
Isn't it "biter." (Not prounced "bite-er", but "beet-uhr".)
EpicTangent - Jan 12, 2007 9:22:14 am PST #556 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
I had to explain guesuntight( nope can't spell it) to a kid a day or to ago- and then the poor thing felt bad because he couldn't say think you in german. It was very cute.
Did you tell him "Danke"? (But NOT "Bitte")
lisah - Jan 12, 2007 9:22:36 am PST #557 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
bitte
eta means ... little? all my 8th grade German is gone except kopf with the word for "potato" (that I can't come close) to spelling modifying it.