I tried that, but then I stopped, and now I'm reading fan fic instead. Did you read High-Minded yet, about Dean getting spooged by magic mushrooms? It's really funny.

No! Can you link me up in mail?

Oh, and remind me (if you mail me) to find the episode coda to Born Under a Bad Sign that somehow hit all my pain points but good.

But I like my hair in my face! I like the option of hiding!

Nape-petting - always good. My hair's growing wicked fast, though. It's not nearly as fuzzy as it was a week ago.

But I like my hair in my face! I like the option of hiding!

Pfft. Your optimal haircut is blonde punk rock short and spikey.

Nape-petting, though - always good. My hair's growing wicked fast, though. It's not nearly as fuzzy as it was a week ago.

Well, we do have clippers at my house...

No! Can you link me up in mail?

Done!

Oh, and remind me (if you mail me) to find the episode coda to Born Under a Bad Sign that somehow hit all my pain points but good.

Oh! I'd like to read that, too, if you please.

I asked over in Fan Fiction, but is there anyone who might be willing to do a quick-and-dirty beta of a Friday Night Lights/Angel fic?

Hello Buffistas. THis is Emeline.

My mom is the meanest mom in the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD. She won't let me watch Clifford Dog! Something about running away from her and not coming back when she called me. She says she counted the three, but how do I what "three" is? I AM ONLY TWO!

I also got put into my naughty spot for running away again. See above re: ONLY TWO.

Also, mommy said that I should ask the hivemind what "Sold to the gypsies" means cause I don't know. See above re: re: ONLY TWO.

My life is so hard. Imagine Plei being without Supernatural or Jilli without MCR for NO GOOD REASON.

She's trying to get me to dance. I think she's crazy. I want an orange.

Oh, dear. Miracleman's Daughter has reached the technology. Imminent collapse of civilization is near.

Poor, poor Emeline.

My life is so hard. Imagine Plei being without Supernatural or Jilli without MCR for NO GOOD REASON.

Plei, we just got namechecked as the high water mark for obsessiveness. Again.

Dear Emeline,

Do not run away, ever again, if you want to even see a book with Clifford on the cover. One time, everyone in my house was busy, and I wanted a Slurpee. Now, I'm no dummy. I know the way to the 7-11 and back, so I figured I'd shift for myself.

I can't get into detail, here. Suffice it to say, I don't think I even saw a Slurpee for another six monthsm. That may have been on account of the police involvement.

It's funny you should mention gypsies, because I'm still trying to work out what that means. Sometimes though, my mom adds, "If they'd take you."

All is not bleak, however. I totally bet you'll get your orange, because that's healthy food. Give your mommy a big kiss and tell her she's the prettiest and maybe you can catch up on Clifford, tomorrow.

Love,
Chris

P.S. How do you feel about older men?