It's rare enough but really annoying when he's WIDE AWAKE instead of willing to be put back to bed.
And that's putting it mildly.
I so need one of those bottles of Fuckitol Jessica linked to the other day.
'Life of the Party'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
It's rare enough but really annoying when he's WIDE AWAKE instead of willing to be put back to bed.
And that's putting it mildly.
I so need one of those bottles of Fuckitol Jessica linked to the other day.
{{mommies}}
oatmeal of course
I was excited when I thought the word of the day on dictionary.com was slayer, but it was a more unpleasant word.
slaver \SLAV-uhr; SLAY-vuhr\, intransitive verb: 1. To slobber; to drool.
noun: 1. Saliva drooling from the mouth.
I'll be using the Afrin in the day, today, because I can only use the prescription once a day.
the Afrin i got is 12 hour and it actually lasts that long. it's amazing. it burns for a few seconds, but it's not bad.
Now, Julia's sick.
ugh. this sounds like my family. we all just passed around a stomach bug.
Owen woke up at FOUR FUCKING O'CLOCK this morning with "Wanna go downstairs & play."
naughty Owen. let your mommy and daddy at least sleep until six.
I'm sitting here getting nauseous. We *think* my Crazy!BiL bought a kerosene heater for his bedroom, which would explain the awful gas smell upstairs.
If not, as we *do* have gas heat, an awful gas smell is coming from the furnace, and we need to call the gas company. I have the window cracked. And I also have a headache now.
That doesn't sound good AmyLiz. Do you have carbon monoxide detectors?
Do you have carbon monoxide detectors?
Please. We barely have heat. This house is so old, and my FiL needs a crank to open his wallet. We could buy them, I know, but money is a big issue for us right now. Leaky faucets, a hole in the kitchen ceiling, wonky electrical -- all of it can be ignored, according to FiL.
::rolls eyes forever while plotting ways to get out of here even sooner::
In so-far-not-blowed-up news, the Anna Nicole thing is so weird to me. All these men claiming to be the baby's father when it's still not clear that Anna Nicole would keep that inheritance (and therefore make her baby the beneficiary)? Or am I missing something? I thought the inheritance was still in dispute.
The inheritance is in dispute. Not only that but there's a good chance she's not married to her "husband" the lawyer and the last thing I read they weren't sure about her will, so if she is married to the lawyer and depending on what the will says he could end up being the heir to the fortune rather than her daughter (according to what I read in the paper).
Also some of how this will play out depends on the laws of where she had her residence, which is another cloudy issue.
::rolls eyes forever while plotting ways to get out of here even sooner::
plots kidnapping amyliz family and spiriting them to Florida
Poor Anna Nicole will apparently stay in the news for some time. The real mystery is why I keep skimming the mentions of the ongoing drama.
the Anna Nicole thing is so weird to me
my dad and i think something's fishy with her lawyer!husband. first her son dies of an apparent drug overdose and now her? making who he claims to be his daughter the beneficiary of all that MO-ney. fishy.
(i don't actually know if the inheritance is still in dispute.)