You guys had a riot? On account of me? A real riot?

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Feb 09, 2007 2:52:54 pm PST #4849 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

If only your name were Dave.


Cass - Feb 09, 2007 2:56:55 pm PST #4850 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I think I just put away about a zillion loads of laundry. Not fresh laundry, the laundry I have been avoiding for ages. I feel all accomplished. Like I can sleep wherever I want on the bed.


Sean K - Feb 09, 2007 2:57:01 pm PST #4851 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

t juggles stacks of cats while doing a wacky dance

So these three Buffistae walk into a bar....


Jessica - Feb 09, 2007 2:57:54 pm PST #4852 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So these three Buffistae walk into a bar....

You'd think the second two would have seen it.

(Ba-dum-BUM!)


Sean K - Feb 09, 2007 3:01:57 pm PST #4853 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I set them up, Jess knocks them down....


vw bug - Feb 09, 2007 3:06:52 pm PST #4854 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Deleted because I need to, but, well, it's pretty obvious what was contained in this post.


amych - Feb 09, 2007 3:07:54 pm PST #4855 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Yay for the undisclosed secret thing that I'll swear I never heard here!


beth b - Feb 09, 2007 3:08:23 pm PST #4856 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

People at DH's co are trying to think of ways to get him to stay, without paying attention to anything he has said for the last three years. And they said something about himpossibly being bored at new job. Which sent me on a page long screed about balance. Umm, I have a few feelings about this.


Polter-Cow - Feb 09, 2007 3:09:38 pm PST #4857 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Woo, vw!!


JZ - Feb 09, 2007 3:09:53 pm PST #4858 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Eeeeee! vw, that's wonderful news! You'll be the most ridiculously indulgent snuggly loving auntie ever! Where do your brother and SIL live? Can you be the cool city-dwelling aunt who shows the sprog all kinds of nifty haunts and museums and quirky bookstores and gives him/her that first illicit cup of coffee and all that good stuff? 'Cause you'd rock at that.