t juggles stacks of cats while doing a wacky dance
So these three Buffistae walk into a bar....
And almost sixty-five percent of that was actual compliment. Is that a personal best?
Xander ,'End of Days'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sean K - Feb 09, 2007 2:57:01 pm PST #4851 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Jessica - Feb 09, 2007 2:57:54 pm PST #4852 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
So these three Buffistae walk into a bar....
You'd think the second two would have seen it.
(Ba-dum-BUM!)
Sean K - Feb 09, 2007 3:01:57 pm PST #4853 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I set them up, Jess knocks them down....
vw bug - Feb 09, 2007 3:06:52 pm PST #4854 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Deleted because I need to, but, well, it's pretty obvious what was contained in this post.
amych - Feb 09, 2007 3:07:54 pm PST #4855 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Yay for the undisclosed secret thing that I'll swear I never heard here!
beth b - Feb 09, 2007 3:08:23 pm PST #4856 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
People at DH's co are trying to think of ways to get him to stay, without paying attention to anything he has said for the last three years. And they said something about himpossibly being bored at new job. Which sent me on a page long screed about balance. Umm, I have a few feelings about this.
Polter-Cow - Feb 09, 2007 3:09:38 pm PST #4857 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Woo, vw!!
JZ - Feb 09, 2007 3:09:53 pm PST #4858 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Eeeeee! vw, that's wonderful news! You'll be the most ridiculously indulgent snuggly loving auntie ever! Where do your brother and SIL live? Can you be the cool city-dwelling aunt who shows the sprog all kinds of nifty haunts and museums and quirky bookstores and gives him/her that first illicit cup of coffee and all that good stuff? 'Cause you'd rock at that.
JZ - Feb 09, 2007 3:11:19 pm PST #4859 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Also, beth, please give Matt billions of hugs and congratulations from me. He's been suffering in that job, I think, ever since we met, and a better and happier one is long overdue.
I also really, really hope he has a mole in his old job who can report in detail on the catastrophic disintegration that's sure to happen once he's gone.
vw bug - Feb 09, 2007 3:11:20 pm PST #4860 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Where do your brother and SIL live?
They're in KS.
Can you be the cool city-dwelling aunt who shows the sprog all kinds of nifty haunts and museums and quirky bookstores and gives him/her that first illicit cup of coffee and all that good stuff? 'Cause you'd rock at that.
Oh, how I wish! Instead I will have to spoil from afar.