I'm shocked you were able to put on a unicorn t-shirt without it spontaneously combusting or something.
HEY!!!
The unicorn is surrounded by a heart-shaped garland of iron-on flowery goodness. This is possibly the tackiest t-shirt ever.
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I'm shocked you were able to put on a unicorn t-shirt without it spontaneously combusting or something.
HEY!!!
The unicorn is surrounded by a heart-shaped garland of iron-on flowery goodness. This is possibly the tackiest t-shirt ever.
"I could have caught a herd of unicorns / were not the bait so rare."
(a quote from I forget what by I forget who)
How did you come by the shirt in the first place, Kristin?
lisah, I'm so done with all this sickness that if you stuck a fork in me, the fork itself would crumble.
How did you come by the shirt in the first place, Kristin?
I KNOW!! I KNOW!!
Kristin was going to have a 70's skating party for her birthday last year and so her and I went vintage shopping at this AWESOME place on LaBrea and she found it there.
I got Joe an outfit that looked like it was straight outta Dazed and Confused.
It was awesome. And the t-shirt? Kick Fucking Ass.
I am shaking my tiny fist at the animal control folk who won't release him to the hub because we don't have the same last name.
So you were like trying to be a feminist in the south or something? Is that like driving while black?
Thank the dogstar that your fuzzbutt is back where he belongs after his wacky adventures. Bad dog! Bad furnace guy! Bad animal control asshat!
Happy birthday, Suzi! My birthday wish for you this year is that Crosby and Harden are healthy and productive all season.
My birthday wish for you this year is that Crosby and Harden are healthy and productive all season.
Oh, let's not wish for something outrageous, like the moon now.
Oh please, oh please let those boys stay healthy and productive. On the field.
Happy Birthday, Suzigirl!
Yay for found doggie! So happy to see that news!
Yay amych for your dog's return. May he never stray again.
This my thought as well. If it was "we can only release him the person on the license" that'd be completely fine, but this sounded more like "we doubt your marriage is for real because of the name thing", which... just no. Do NOT say that to my face when we go over this afternoon.
Not to defend said jackhole, but I suspect this may be more of a "people have custody battles over dogs when they divorce, and we don't want to get sued if this is a dognapping" issue. I suspect it's still a person being over-zealous, not a policy (and if it IS a policy, they certainly should have framed it as your former quoted statement). It's still assuming a lot from the difference in names, however.