He doesn't travel well. He's like fine shrimp.

Anya ,'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Feb 09, 2007 6:21:05 am PST #4690 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUZI!!!

YAY PUPPIES BEING FOUND!

The caps hurt my head. I am hungover. Met up with my high school friend last night. After consuming much KetelOne and tonic, I looked at her said, "M - why is it whenever I see you, I end up a little drunk?"

She almost fell off her stool laughing.

We gossiped and talked about parenthood and the horridness of LA and marriage and then we gossiped some more. And tried to figure out a way to plan our 15 year reunion. Great time was had and I'm so glad I went.

OTOH, the people at The Biltmore last night were ... interesting. M and decided it was a pimp convention. Until we saw the sign that it a memorial so we decided it was a pimp memorial.Seriously - the men were all dressed like Flavor Flav and the women? All of em AT LEAST 5'10", a size 2 (if that big), and dressed ... interestingly. My favorite was the one with a full length mink coat, Dr Zhivago fur hat, and silver sequined mini dress. Craxy.

So I left about 11:30 and tried to get on the Pershing Square train. I got lost and ended up IN Pershing Square. At 11:30 at night. A little bit drunk. I called Joe to let him know I was A) on my way home and B) lost in Pershing Square when A GIANT RAT RAN ACROSS MY PATH narrowly missing my feet. I turned on a dime and RAN to the 4th street station - the fear of getting the plague, ebola, mono, and fleas from a street rat made my memory kick in and pretty much rendered me sober. Thankfully, it was quiet on the train and I made it home without incident.

I came in this morning with a fishing hat and sunglasses. My boss looked at me and said, "Whatever were you drinking, you had too many."

I have just ordered pancakes and bacon.

(Er...sorry for the huge long post.)


Polter-Cow - Feb 09, 2007 6:23:20 am PST #4691 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Happy birthday, Suzi!


Nora Deirdre - Feb 09, 2007 6:26:23 am PST #4692 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

If it was "we can only release him the person on the license" that'd be completely fine, but this sounded more like "we doubt your marriage is for real because of the name thing", which... just no.

Seriously.

Met up with my high school friend last night. After consuming much KetelOne and tonic, I looked at her sand, "M - why is it whenever I see you, I end up a little drunk?"

There's ONE friend I have that I always get SUPER drunk with, in like a marathon thing. We aren't allowed to see each other during the week due to TOO MANY HANGOVERS at work. Our husbands completely distrust the one they aren't married to. But we don't (well, I know I don't, and M. says she doesn't either) do that with any other folks. To that extreme. Last time we got together we thought we'd be smart and go out to tea at 2pm. It's just tea, right? I didn't get home till like 11 after an entire day of drinking.

I blame the fact that they serve champagne with tea. That's what got us going! Also, we smoke like crazy, when normally we don't smoke.


Aims - Feb 09, 2007 6:28:24 am PST #4693 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Also, we smoke like crazy, when normally we don't smoke.

That was totally us. I bought a new pack on my way down there and when I went to have one this morning, there were only 3 left.

!!!

M is pretty much my only friend I've retained from high school, and I think I'm her only, too. She's so awesome.


JenP - Feb 09, 2007 6:31:40 am PST #4694 of 10001

Will be gone for day. Skipping ahead to say...

Happy Birthday, Suzi!!

Good days, everyone.


Scrappy - Feb 09, 2007 6:56:29 am PST #4695 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Happy Suzi Day! I hope it's the start of a magnificent Birthday weekend!


Fred Pete - Feb 09, 2007 7:02:44 am PST #4696 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Yay for found doggie!


Topic!Cindy - Feb 09, 2007 7:04:50 am PST #4697 of 10001
What is even happening?

Yay dog findage. Boo people who won't release the dog.

Me sick. Waiting for pediatrician to call back and tell us if she needs to see Ben today, so I can find out whether or not I can go to my doctor. I've already booked the appointment, but at this point, I have a real need to get Ben settled, first.


SuziQ - Feb 09, 2007 7:05:09 am PST #4698 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I like the way Robin thinks - and so far so good!

Thanks for all the well wishes folks.

In the last e-mail from my father, he got my age wrong. Every year he does this. He is 30 years older. Shouldn't be difficult math now.


lisah - Feb 09, 2007 7:12:23 am PST #4699 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Me sick.

aww man! Poor you! I hope it doesn't last long and that this is the last of sickness for your poor family for a long while. stupid winter!