"why should we believe that you have any connection? You don't even have the same name!"
Jackholes.
If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.
Spike ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Nora Deirdre - Feb 09, 2007 6:06:04 am PST #4684 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
amych - Feb 09, 2007 6:09:09 am PST #4685 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Jackholes.
This my thought as well. If it was "we can only release him the person on the license" that'd be completely fine, but this sounded more like "we doubt your marriage is for real because of the name thing", which... just no. Do NOT say that to my face when we go over this afternoon.
Ginger - Feb 09, 2007 6:09:38 am PST #4686 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
That's insane. Can't they just confirm your address? Once you break your dog out of doggy jail, the PTB need a severe talking to. Think about how many people with different names could have a pet in common.
amych - Feb 09, 2007 6:13:35 am PST #4687 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Well, since they're an agency of the very same county where we filed both our marriage license and our joint ownership of our house, I'd think they'd be able to track down all kinds of information if they really needed to. (And I suspect it's a misspeaking jackhole at the front desk kind of jackholery and not an actual policy kind of jackholery. But I'm still mad as hell, now that I'm no longer freaking out about the existence of my boo-boo.)
SailAweigh - Feb 09, 2007 6:17:23 am PST #4688 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
amych, good news on finding the fuzzbut. Take one of your pointy things with you when you go to pick him up. Make those suckers think twice about dissing the name difference.
sumi - Feb 09, 2007 6:20:44 am PST #4689 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Happy Birthday suzi!
Aims - Feb 09, 2007 6:21:05 am PST #4690 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUZI!!!
YAY PUPPIES BEING FOUND!
The caps hurt my head. I am hungover. Met up with my high school friend last night. After consuming much KetelOne and tonic, I looked at her said, "M - why is it whenever I see you, I end up a little drunk?"
She almost fell off her stool laughing.
We gossiped and talked about parenthood and the horridness of LA and marriage and then we gossiped some more. And tried to figure out a way to plan our 15 year reunion. Great time was had and I'm so glad I went.
OTOH, the people at The Biltmore last night were ... interesting. M and decided it was a pimp convention. Until we saw the sign that it a memorial so we decided it was a pimp memorial.Seriously - the men were all dressed like Flavor Flav and the women? All of em AT LEAST 5'10", a size 2 (if that big), and dressed ... interestingly. My favorite was the one with a full length mink coat, Dr Zhivago fur hat, and silver sequined mini dress. Craxy.
So I left about 11:30 and tried to get on the Pershing Square train. I got lost and ended up IN Pershing Square. At 11:30 at night. A little bit drunk. I called Joe to let him know I was A) on my way home and B) lost in Pershing Square when A GIANT RAT RAN ACROSS MY PATH narrowly missing my feet. I turned on a dime and RAN to the 4th street station - the fear of getting the plague, ebola, mono, and fleas from a street rat made my memory kick in and pretty much rendered me sober. Thankfully, it was quiet on the train and I made it home without incident.
I came in this morning with a fishing hat and sunglasses. My boss looked at me and said, "Whatever were you drinking, you had too many."
I have just ordered pancakes and bacon.
(Er...sorry for the huge long post.)
Polter-Cow - Feb 09, 2007 6:23:20 am PST #4691 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Happy birthday, Suzi!
Nora Deirdre - Feb 09, 2007 6:26:23 am PST #4692 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
If it was "we can only release him the person on the license" that'd be completely fine, but this sounded more like "we doubt your marriage is for real because of the name thing", which... just no.
Seriously.
Met up with my high school friend last night. After consuming much KetelOne and tonic, I looked at her sand, "M - why is it whenever I see you, I end up a little drunk?"
There's ONE friend I have that I always get SUPER drunk with, in like a marathon thing. We aren't allowed to see each other during the week due to TOO MANY HANGOVERS at work. Our husbands completely distrust the one they aren't married to. But we don't (well, I know I don't, and M. says she doesn't either) do that with any other folks. To that extreme. Last time we got together we thought we'd be smart and go out to tea at 2pm. It's just tea, right? I didn't get home till like 11 after an entire day of drinking.
I blame the fact that they serve champagne with tea. That's what got us going! Also, we smoke like crazy, when normally we don't smoke.
Aims - Feb 09, 2007 6:28:24 am PST #4693 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Also, we smoke like crazy, when normally we don't smoke.
That was totally us. I bought a new pack on my way down there and when I went to have one this morning, there were only 3 left.
!!!
M is pretty much my only friend I've retained from high school, and I think I'm her only, too. She's so awesome.