highway patrol mirrored sunglasses. (minimize eyecontact.) And if you ever wanted to tell somebody you had a failure to communicate, hell, you're dressed for it.ETA: Although I hate being all insecure to meet somebody's eye and it took me forever to learn to make pleasant chat with strangers cause they would say "hey," and I would think "You're not gonna bug me about Jesus right? And let's keep those hands where I can see 'em, cowboy." Shit. Even in this life I think like a cop.
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
bt, I hope the two months pass very quickly. Just think how beautiful she'll be when you see her again!
This is true, and she was pretty damn beautiful when I saw her last. Thanks everyone for your well wishes. It's probably for the best anyway. It means she gets to spend time with her family before our wedding, and it's been a while since she's seen them. Marrying me also means she's choosing to stay in Australia, so it's good they have some time together. (Though I still reserve the right to miss her lots.)
Hey there! I bet you're all asleep, or something - heaven knows what time it is over there.
Hah! Guess again, Miss Fay! Im in yr side of the International Date Line, bogarting yr Friday!
Fay... Hey, babe, sorry I missed you.
if I don't lose some weight this semester, me and God are gonna have to have a talk about what's a Slow Metabolism and what's Just Mean.
I had that talk. God is still pointing and laughing.
Hey, would you regard it as a selling point if a wine was described as "corpulent and fleshy"?
If I were a zombie looking for a nice red to pair with BRAAAAIINS.
You've got a Merlot made by Hieronymous Bosch?
FAY! BILLYTEA! SMONSTER! Dude, this is a hoppin' place tonight!
Sadly, I have a sick girl in my bed who needs cuddling, so I am here but briefly, to stick my head in from Thursday night (for lo, 'tis not yet Friday here) and say Hullo.
Also, Fay, I read this whole article (I think it was in the NYTimes?) about lesbian Bangkok and now I'm all curious. :)
Heya...
So weirdness.
Today is Ms Havisham's and I 10th wedding anniversary. Doesn't feel like it, we are celebrating it by going to England/Scotland in afew months, but still...