if I don't lose some weight this semester, me and God are gonna have to have a talk about what's a Slow Metabolism and what's Just Mean.
I had that talk. God is still pointing and laughing.
But she was naked! And all... articulate!
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ginger - Jan 11, 2007 5:53:36 pm PST #428 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
billytea - Jan 11, 2007 5:56:08 pm PST #429 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Hey, would you regard it as a selling point if a wine was described as "corpulent and fleshy"?
askye - Jan 11, 2007 6:00:55 pm PST #430 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
If I were a zombie looking for a nice red to pair with BRAAAAIINS.
Astarte - Jan 11, 2007 6:01:13 pm PST #431 of 10001
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
You've got a Merlot made by Hieronymous Bosch?
meara - Jan 11, 2007 6:09:34 pm PST #432 of 10001
FAY! BILLYTEA! SMONSTER! Dude, this is a hoppin' place tonight!
Sadly, I have a sick girl in my bed who needs cuddling, so I am here but briefly, to stick my head in from Thursday night (for lo, 'tis not yet Friday here) and say Hullo.
Also, Fay, I read this whole article (I think it was in the NYTimes?) about lesbian Bangkok and now I'm all curious. :)
CaBil - Jan 11, 2007 6:25:27 pm PST #433 of 10001
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.
Heya...
CaBil - Jan 11, 2007 6:27:41 pm PST #434 of 10001
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.
So weirdness.
Today is Ms Havisham's and I 10th wedding anniversary. Doesn't feel like it, we are celebrating it by going to England/Scotland in afew months, but still...
EpicTangent - Jan 11, 2007 6:45:35 pm PST #435 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
I had that talk. God is still pointing and laughing.
I sometimes take comfort in the idea that a metabolism this slow would have gotten me worshipped a few hundred years ago. But it's a cold comfort.
§ ita § - Jan 11, 2007 7:07:38 pm PST #436 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
meara, you have a girl in your bed, a girl you're going to cuddle, and a girl who will feel better because you cuddled her. So, sad, yes. But then a little bit not.
Congrats, CaBil! What's the gift for tenth? And who got to make those gifts up anyway?
Cashmere - Jan 11, 2007 7:09:21 pm PST #437 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Happy Anniversary, CaBil!
Holy crap, Raq! Keep your head down and stay safe.