Because I was feeling sort of bad that the idea of a drive-thru hysterectomy had me in stitches.
In stitches? Oh, no you did not.
Then again, I'm a sucker for a pun, so that had me laughing almost as much as Robin's post.
You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked. I mean really!
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
JenP - Feb 05, 2007 5:43:31 pm PST #4218 of 10001
Cass - Feb 05, 2007 6:00:33 pm PST #4219 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Oh, no you did not.It was unintentional when I first typed it. But I did see it before I posted and left it because it ... fit?
Steph L. - Feb 05, 2007 6:14:38 pm PST #4220 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Sometimes I look at water boiling, and I think, "Whoa, the water at the bottom is TURNING INTO WATER VAPOR and RISING TO THE TOP and being RELEASED INTO THE ATMOSPHERE. I'm turning LIQUID INTO GAS. It's a PHASE TRANSITION. This is SO AWESOME."
And then I realize I'm a nerd.
Smart guys are HOTT.
(Dear Mrs. P-C,
Your son is hott, and I am going to steal him away and force him into an unholy marriage.
Love,
Teppy the white devil)
-t - Feb 05, 2007 6:23:45 pm PST #4221 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
P-C, are you then filled with an urge to explain to people why the boiling noise gets softer before the pot comes to a comlete boil? If so, you may actually be a member of my family. Which would entitle you to date whoever you wish.
Laga - Feb 05, 2007 6:26:07 pm PST #4222 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
why does the boiling noise get softer before the pot comes to a complete boil?
Beverly - Feb 05, 2007 6:29:30 pm PST #4223 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Sneaking in under the wire to wish Victor and Aidan Felicitations on the Anniversary of their shared Natal Day, and a year ahead of wonders and joys.
DH and I were supposed to leave tomorrow morning for three days at the beach. Oceanfront hotel booked and everything. I'm sick. Mom's sick. I could probably tough it out and might even enjoy myself, but with Mom it could turn serious quickly, and I don't feel comfortable leaving her, even though StY will be here.
So DH is going on his own, and will try to rebook something for both of us in a few weeks. Little disappointed now.
billytea - Feb 05, 2007 6:34:13 pm PST #4224 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
why does the boiling noise get softer before the pot comes to a complete boil?
Because its nefarious plan is almost complete.
-t - Feb 05, 2007 6:34:33 pm PST #4225 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
why does the boiling noise get softer before the pot comes to a complete boil?
Because the noise is the sound of bubbles collapsing under the pressure of the water. At first, bubbles form at the bottom of the water but collapse before they make it to the surface, but as full boil approaches, more and more bubbles make it to the surface and do not noisily collapse.
Whitefonted for those who would like to preserve the mystery. Or don't care. My dad explained that to us so many times growing up, at this point any time any of us boil water we can just say "That sound" and crack each other up.
Aims - Feb 05, 2007 6:37:11 pm PST #4226 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Parents of toddlers and former toddlers. I need guidance.
Em has been going to bed at 7:30 since she was about 8 months old. There is a whole bedtime routine - bath, books, kisses, lights off. There has been very little problems with this. As of late, she is getting out of bed a number of times - wanting more stories, water, etc. She is also getting up at 2am - almost on the dot - and getting into bed with us.
Are we putting her down too early? Should we adjust bedtime to 8:00 so that she goes to sleep and sleeps through the night? Should we just keep her bedtime as it is and just keep reinforcing it and not let her into bed with us? Do we get her some Ambien? Should I look in the closet for the spaceship this new creature came in when she traded places with my sleeping girl??
Cass - Feb 05, 2007 6:44:15 pm PST #4227 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Ambien and a shot of Jack. But she's little, so only half a pill?