I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fred Pete - Feb 05, 2007 4:42:28 pm PST #4211 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Egad, Robin.

Also, thirding, fourthing, or whatevering the idea that you have to have a balcony on a cruise. Or at least a picture window.

vw, do you have seasonal mental health problems? If so, absolutely nothing would beat a bad-season cruise.


Cass - Feb 05, 2007 5:17:57 pm PST #4212 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Robin, I am so sorry that you are in such misery.

I am so ready to go into the Gyno's office on Friday and say "Let's yank this uterus, dude. And do it fast, my car is idling out front."
But am I evil for laughing at this?


Scrappy - Feb 05, 2007 5:20:42 pm PST #4213 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

No, Cass--I laughed when i was writing it.


Laura - Feb 05, 2007 5:32:43 pm PST #4214 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

How awful Robin. If you do have to go ahead with the surgery I hope House comes to visit you, after you're fixed of couse. Because really you don't need a lumbar puncture.


Cass - Feb 05, 2007 5:36:16 pm PST #4215 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Oh good. Because I was feeling sort of bad that the idea of a drive-thru hysterectomy had me in stitches.

I do hope modern medicine can give you some relief soon.


Polter-Cow - Feb 05, 2007 5:36:41 pm PST #4216 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Sometimes I look at water boiling, and I think, "Whoa, the water at the bottom is TURNING INTO WATER VAPOR and RISING TO THE TOP and being RELEASED INTO THE ATMOSPHERE. I'm turning LIQUID INTO GAS. It's a PHASE TRANSITION. This is SO AWESOME."

And then I realize I'm a nerd.


Laga - Feb 05, 2007 5:37:53 pm PST #4217 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Have you ever mixed corn starch and water?


JenP - Feb 05, 2007 5:43:31 pm PST #4218 of 10001

Because I was feeling sort of bad that the idea of a drive-thru hysterectomy had me in stitches.

In stitches? Oh, no you did not.

Then again, I'm a sucker for a pun, so that had me laughing almost as much as Robin's post.


Cass - Feb 05, 2007 6:00:33 pm PST #4219 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Oh, no you did not.
It was unintentional when I first typed it. But I did see it before I posted and left it because it ... fit?


Steph L. - Feb 05, 2007 6:14:38 pm PST #4220 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Sometimes I look at water boiling, and I think, "Whoa, the water at the bottom is TURNING INTO WATER VAPOR and RISING TO THE TOP and being RELEASED INTO THE ATMOSPHERE. I'm turning LIQUID INTO GAS. It's a PHASE TRANSITION. This is SO AWESOME."

And then I realize I'm a nerd.

Smart guys are HOTT.

(Dear Mrs. P-C,

Your son is hott, and I am going to steal him away and force him into an unholy marriage.

Love,
Teppy the white devil)