River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Feb 04, 2007 10:53:49 am PST #4028 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

The best thing about the puppy bowl - they run it two or three times

We just spent over an hour cleaning up the back yard - I had one small project to do - but garden work always leads to more work - and since Matt and I have different visions for the garden ...there are 'discussions'.


Laga - Feb 04, 2007 10:56:34 am PST #4029 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Awww. I wanna see the fuzzbutt!


billytea - Feb 04, 2007 11:16:11 am PST #4030 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Emmett just yelled out, "They've got a puggle!"

I will note at this point that 'puggle' is the term for a baby echidna.


Polter-Cow - Feb 04, 2007 11:31:08 am PST #4031 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

(Also, I think I might possibly be the current lead for your contest, which I didn't actually know you were having.)

Oh my goodness!! Is that you ?! Wow, thank you so much. I...don't even know you that well. Thank you. No one's given more than you besides Rob Thomas, and he doesn't count.

There are probably a number of Gujarati women who are so tired of the canned profiles written by guys' parents that they'd jump on that profile like a chicken on a junebug.

And that's totally the girl for me. WHICH IS THE POINT. "Hey, are you pretty cool with being Gujarati but sort of hate a lot of the cultural tropes? Come on, let's get buck the system together." My final testimonial speaks to that notion.


vw bug - Feb 04, 2007 11:32:52 am PST #4032 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I'm on to dose two of the bug guns. I'm getting nothing done today. I just know it.


DavidS - Feb 04, 2007 11:34:17 am PST #4033 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Contemporary flat track Roller Derby - Thunderdames vs. Ultraviolents (complete with Clockwork Orange look)

Sail, what team was your daughter on?


Zenkitty - Feb 04, 2007 11:35:28 am PST #4034 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

P.-C., maybe you should just take out an ad.

I thought you all were kidding about the Kitty Half-Time! This is great. I needed puppies and kittens today. Actually, that's every day.


Cass - Feb 04, 2007 11:40:52 am PST #4035 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I'm getting nothing done today. I just know it.
Watch the Kitties on Animal Planet and take a nap. It's Sunday and you've a migraine, that *is* getting something done today.


vw bug - Feb 04, 2007 11:42:39 am PST #4036 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Watch the Kitties on Animal Planet and take a nap.

I wish I could. I don't get Animal Planet.


Cass - Feb 04, 2007 11:42:45 am PST #4037 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

But be sure to mute the tv. The music is giving *me* a headache. From scratch.