Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.

'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Feb 04, 2007 11:31:08 am PST #4031 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

(Also, I think I might possibly be the current lead for your contest, which I didn't actually know you were having.)

Oh my goodness!! Is that you ?! Wow, thank you so much. I...don't even know you that well. Thank you. No one's given more than you besides Rob Thomas, and he doesn't count.

There are probably a number of Gujarati women who are so tired of the canned profiles written by guys' parents that they'd jump on that profile like a chicken on a junebug.

And that's totally the girl for me. WHICH IS THE POINT. "Hey, are you pretty cool with being Gujarati but sort of hate a lot of the cultural tropes? Come on, let's get buck the system together." My final testimonial speaks to that notion.


vw bug - Feb 04, 2007 11:32:52 am PST #4032 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I'm on to dose two of the bug guns. I'm getting nothing done today. I just know it.


DavidS - Feb 04, 2007 11:34:17 am PST #4033 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Contemporary flat track Roller Derby - Thunderdames vs. Ultraviolents (complete with Clockwork Orange look)

Sail, what team was your daughter on?


Zenkitty - Feb 04, 2007 11:35:28 am PST #4034 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

P.-C., maybe you should just take out an ad.

I thought you all were kidding about the Kitty Half-Time! This is great. I needed puppies and kittens today. Actually, that's every day.


Cass - Feb 04, 2007 11:40:52 am PST #4035 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I'm getting nothing done today. I just know it.
Watch the Kitties on Animal Planet and take a nap. It's Sunday and you've a migraine, that *is* getting something done today.


vw bug - Feb 04, 2007 11:42:39 am PST #4036 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Watch the Kitties on Animal Planet and take a nap.

I wish I could. I don't get Animal Planet.


Cass - Feb 04, 2007 11:42:45 am PST #4037 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

But be sure to mute the tv. The music is giving *me* a headache. From scratch.


Cass - Feb 04, 2007 11:44:22 am PST #4038 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Oh. Well never mind about the volume then.


Steph L. - Feb 04, 2007 11:51:11 am PST #4039 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I have apple crisp in the crockpot, and now I'm going to roast some chickpeas in the oven and then go throw some laundry in.

I know you all want to be me.


d - Feb 04, 2007 11:51:40 am PST #4040 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Nobody here knows me that well, and I have no lj because I am a luddite. I don't manage to donate to every worthy cause, but I try to when I can.

I am about to make a pot roast. I should have marinated and all that jazz, but I don't care. Am cooking in the oven instead of the crock pot because I was too lazy to get it started earlier.

vw and Deena, sorry about the big gun meds. That stinks. Hope you feel better soon!