I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Feb 03, 2007 10:16:57 am PST #3922 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

And in this pic note the cowering Trinian kitty as she spies her nemesis bee-lining for her.
Oh the poor silly thing. Trin, not the Boo.


Cass - Feb 03, 2007 10:24:55 am PST #3923 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Raq got rocked. Moderate earthquake hits Greek island


Pix - Feb 03, 2007 11:07:07 am PST #3924 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Erin, ND probably isn't caught up in thread but could also help you out. Ping his profile adyd.


DavidS - Feb 03, 2007 11:19:12 am PST #3925 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey Ple! The Castro Theater is running triple-feature that's right up your alley.

February 9
“MiDNiTES FOR MANiACS” presents
SO STRAIGHT, IT’S GAY TRIPLE FEATURE! ALL THREE FILMS for only $10.00!
Hosted by Jesse Hawthorne Ficks
When misogyny and homophobia in the 1980s reached their most extreme, a new genre was born, oozing with confused sexual repression: “So Straight, It’s Gay.”
F 7:30p: Road House
Directed by Rowdy Herrington (Jack’s Back); Containing: Sir Patrick Swayze, Kelly Lynch, Sam Elliott, Ben Gazzara; 1989, 114 mins, ‘SCOPE
This mean-spirited knuckle- bruiser of a film crowns Sir Patrick Swayze as the head bouncer in a small town bar named the Double Deuce Club (except I swear they keep saying the “Double Douche Club!”) What follows are the most over-the-top, ultra violent bar fights ever filmed! But nothing will prepare you for the countless confusing one-liners, the amazingly awkward straight sex scenes and Swayze’s ultimate oily Tai-Chi routine, epitomizing the most sexually confused decade of all… The 1980s.

F 9:45p: Top Gun
Directed by Tony Scott (Days of Thunder); Containing: Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer, Kelly McGillis, Anthony Edwards, Tom Skerritt, Michael Ironside, Tim Robbins, Meg Ryan; 1986, 110 mins, ‘SCOPE
Many joined the Air Force after watching this pinnacle “So Straight, It’s Gay” 80s film. But for the rest of us, we started to pick up on some of the undertones (that only co-star Val Kilmer seems aware of.) This slick, bare-chested macho fest follows Maverick, who finds himself in the danger zone as he cruises to achieve Top Dawg in the fleet. But oddly enough, the dynamics between Cruise and Kilmer (The Iceman) are much more breathtaking than any scenes with his intended heartthrob, Kelly McGillis. Come re-live those tighty-whitey, synth-pop glory-days (all hail Giorgio Morodor!) except this time, you’ll be rooting for the other side of Tom Cruise.

F 11:59p (midnite): Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge
Directed by Jack Sholder (The Hidden); Containing: Mark Patton, Kim Myers, Clu Gulager, Robert England; 1985, 87 mins
With the tagline “You’ve got the body, I’ve got the brains,” Freddy takes a different approach in this infamous installment of the Nightmare on Elm Street series. This time Mr. Kruger “inhabits” Jesse, a sexually frustrated teenage boy (Mark Patton gives the performance of his career… literally!) As Jesse confronts Freddy and his inner most fears, a sexual dilemma emerges from him (as well as a very high-pitched scream), resulting in an abundance of teen murders. This highly interesting, subversive (by default?) slasher film asks many more questions (of course) than it understands the answers to. But what would you expect from writers that also concocted sequences including killer basketballs and psychotic parrots who unexplainably self-destruct?! Preceeded by a gaggle of slasher trailers from the 80s!


Typo Boy - Feb 03, 2007 11:29:51 am PST #3926 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Aimee. I share the amazement. The whole redefining of slavery thing makes me wonder if they are on crack.

I mean there are tiny absolutely miniscule grains of truth is some of this. There are cases of slavery in the U.S. today - taking place illegally, but none the less happening, and some of those cases are housekeepers or nannies. (Others are sweatshops, farms, and prositution.) But is is a long and crazy leap from "a very few people are kept as slaves and made to do x" to "all (or most) people working at x are slaves".


Laga - Feb 03, 2007 1:05:37 pm PST #3927 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Porn and Pancakes!


Steph L. - Feb 03, 2007 1:25:45 pm PST #3928 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Top Gun really IS one of the gayest movies of the 1980s.

And, almost 20 years later (good god! it can't be 20!), I still find the volleyball scene totally drool-worthy.


Pix - Feb 03, 2007 1:27:07 pm PST #3929 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

t pokes thread

I have a few minutes to kill. Anyone around to kill them with me? And what is our weapon of choice?


P.M. Marc - Feb 03, 2007 1:27:36 pm PST #3930 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

You know what's gay?

Tango and Cash.

Damn, that's some quality queer RIGHT THERE.


Lee - Feb 03, 2007 1:28:32 pm PST #3931 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Damn, that's some quality queer RIGHT THERE.

I KNEW you were going to say that. (and you're right, of course).