juliana - you available for sporking?
Yo!
takes a shot of Fernet
Who needs sporking?
And I wonder, what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?
Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
juliana - Feb 01, 2007 12:30:15 pm PST #3733 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Daisy Jane - Feb 01, 2007 12:30:48 pm PST #3734 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Lemme! Lemme! I've had issues all day, and while I can't spork people here, I might be able to get away with it there.
juliana - Feb 01, 2007 12:32:56 pm PST #3735 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Lemme! Lemme!
cedes the floor, hands over silver-plated spork
Aims - Feb 01, 2007 12:33:28 pm PST #3736 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
You can both spork.
It's my cow-orker. I normally get along with her quite well, but this week she's just been all in my business. Bugging me about my filing and telling me how I need to do it and how often I need to do it. And just now she bitched about me not cutting the gas checks on the first and waiting til the guys call me. Hey - they want the money, they'll call. They are all three diferent amounts. Every time I ask someone around here how much they are, no one knows. Regardless, my job. Not hers. She is not my boss. She can very well fuck off.
When she actually works a full 40 hours in one week, she can say something. Until then, she can shut her fat fucking trap.
Daisy Jane - Feb 01, 2007 12:35:05 pm PST #3737 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
clasps silverplated spork, does triple sommersault across half the country, head dives toward asshat, plunging spork deep within her spleen.
Edited for correct gender pronoun.
vw bug - Feb 01, 2007 12:42:23 pm PST #3738 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Ugh. The washer in my building appears to be broken. I figured this out after having to send a load of laundry through the dryer twice to dry. So, when I took the SOPPING WET clothes out of the washer for the second load, I decided not to do my third load.
Of course, this has cost me an extra $5 in drying money, which is just annoying. Totally a first world problem, and my landlord is already on it, but still. Annoying.
Laga - Feb 01, 2007 1:15:43 pm PST #3739 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I have a clip of an Irish girl prank calling a demolition company and asking them to knock down her school. I want to link to it but I just have the wma file. Is there anyplace I can post it? Or let me know if you'd like it emailed to you.
Glamcookie - Feb 01, 2007 3:00:42 pm PST #3740 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Happy birthday, Olivia!!
sj - Feb 01, 2007 4:19:36 pm PST #3741 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Ugh. Tonight is the night our postings our due for school, and I am being told that the site is down for scheduled maintence that I somehow missed.
I had one of my fillings done today. He wouldn't do both of them at once, so I get to be all anxious and freaked out again in two weeks.
Cashmere - Feb 01, 2007 4:28:20 pm PST #3742 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Birthday girl fell asleep before we got to the cake. Must now smell yummy cake until tomorrow when we can do the proper baby-smushes-cake-into-hair pictures.
My taxes (state & fed) are done! I still have some local stuff to do but since I owe, I'll pay those in April.