clasps silverplated spork, does triple sommersault across half the country, head dives toward asshat, plunging spork deep within her spleen.
Edited for correct gender pronoun.
Xander: I still don't get why we came here to get info about a killer snot monster. Giles: Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. I did not say that.
'Never Leave Me'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Daisy Jane - Feb 01, 2007 12:35:05 pm PST #3737 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
vw bug - Feb 01, 2007 12:42:23 pm PST #3738 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Ugh. The washer in my building appears to be broken. I figured this out after having to send a load of laundry through the dryer twice to dry. So, when I took the SOPPING WET clothes out of the washer for the second load, I decided not to do my third load.
Of course, this has cost me an extra $5 in drying money, which is just annoying. Totally a first world problem, and my landlord is already on it, but still. Annoying.
Laga - Feb 01, 2007 1:15:43 pm PST #3739 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I have a clip of an Irish girl prank calling a demolition company and asking them to knock down her school. I want to link to it but I just have the wma file. Is there anyplace I can post it? Or let me know if you'd like it emailed to you.
Glamcookie - Feb 01, 2007 3:00:42 pm PST #3740 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Happy birthday, Olivia!!
sj - Feb 01, 2007 4:19:36 pm PST #3741 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Ugh. Tonight is the night our postings our due for school, and I am being told that the site is down for scheduled maintence that I somehow missed.
I had one of my fillings done today. He wouldn't do both of them at once, so I get to be all anxious and freaked out again in two weeks.
Cashmere - Feb 01, 2007 4:28:20 pm PST #3742 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Birthday girl fell asleep before we got to the cake. Must now smell yummy cake until tomorrow when we can do the proper baby-smushes-cake-into-hair pictures.
My taxes (state & fed) are done! I still have some local stuff to do but since I owe, I'll pay those in April.
Strix - Feb 01, 2007 4:30:45 pm PST #3743 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Hey, who on here has theatre experience? I am directing Romeo and Juliet. I know Shakespeare, but....I HAVE NO THEATRE EXPERIENCE. Other than a year house managing a theatre here in KC, I am completeing winging it.
I know Sophia is a costumer (I am NOT doing period dress: I am keeping the language, but changing the Monts and Caps to Mendoza and Castillo, and doing contemporary Chicano-urban music and dress.)
But there's all this stuff I don't KNOW...like, you know, HOW TO FUCKING ACT. Or direct. Or buildsetsmakesoundeffectspaintblock....argh.
I am a moron. But I will pull this out of my ass by the grace of Zod, or my name isn't Scarlett O'Erin!!!
(help)
Steph L. - Feb 01, 2007 4:32:22 pm PST #3744 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
In honor of Liv's birthday, here's a picture or two from the billytea-Cashmere-and-kids-and-Steph trip to the zoo last August:
sumi - Feb 01, 2007 4:32:26 pm PST #3745 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Juliana has theatre experience and JZ, right?
Actually, there are probably quite a few people who can help. (Sadly, I am not one of them.)
billytea - Feb 01, 2007 4:38:37 pm PST #3746 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In honor of Liv's birthday, here's a picture or two from the billytea-Cashmere-and-kids-and-Steph trip to the zoo last August:
Huzzah! I should really post some of my pics, shouldn't I?