I'd probably say "Needs more meat on her". I like curves, me.

You are a good man.

And do you really want to rake up gender comparisons considering the odd looks any adult male would get letching after an under-age girl?

You are right. It is a double standard and that is sucky.

Empress Pervy I.

I need the t-shirt.

PS. Neener right back.

Oh, you fiend. You have totally nuked my kerfauxful with all your damnable agreeing.

Humph.

Don't forget to give Joe an earful about the teleporter.

Don't forget to give Joe an earful about the teleporter.

You betchum

And I have to agree when people are with the sense making!!

(Besides, I knew that'd chap yer ass more than me trying to argue with you. Muah. Ha. Ha.)

chap yer ass

Not a phrase that is commonly associated with me, I have to say.

Take your mind off my ass. It's too old for you.

Pete! I was just thinking of you this morning as I walked into work. You may be saddened to hear that I was thinking of you because my route into work takes me past the gift shop, which has recently changed its display window to prominently and adoringly showcase a variety of merchandise by a certain fairy art hack purveyor. I had fun on the elevator ride up remembering you manfully (yet adorably) frogmarching the scary lurker away from the F2F and imagining the righteous assault you'd launch on the gift shop if only you could.

(Besides, I knew that'd chap yer ass more than me trying to argue with you. Muah. Ha. Ha.)

Fizzy water hurts if you inhale it when you're trying to keep from cackling out loud. IJS.

chap yer ass

Not a phrase that is commonly associated with me, I have to say.

Your ass is chapless?

Take your mind off my ass. It's too old for you.

I can swing both ways on the age pendulum. From the not quite legal to the legal a long long long long long long time ago.

Jello?

From the not quite legal to the legal a long long long long long long time ago.

In a galaxy far far away