From the not quite legal to the legal a long long long long long long time ago.
In a galaxy far far away
Mmm. Wife soup. I must've done good.
Wash ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
juliana - Jan 30, 2007 11:39:42 am PST #3432 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
EpicTangent - Jan 30, 2007 11:42:16 am PST #3433 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Any other week I would, but with all this shit, the answer is a resounding "hell fuck no."
Understood. I'm just praying I don't have any of those "give me potato chips and chocolate or someone's gonna die" days before I'm free to partake (within reason) again.
Aren't all asses chapless, otherwise they're pants - wait that can't be it.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 30, 2007 11:42:34 am PST #3434 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Fizzy water hurts if you inhale it when you're trying to keep from cackling out loud. IJS.
Hush you.
Your ass is chapless?
Yes. Wait. I fear you're making some kind of wordplay on 'chap'.
From the not quite legal to the legal a long long long long long long time ago.
Yeah, ta, grandma. Here's yer zimmer frame.
Pete! I was just thinking of you this morning as I walked into work. You may be saddened to hear that I was thinking of you because my route into work takes me past the gift shop, which has recently changed its display window to prominently and adoringly showcase a variety of merchandise by a certain fairy art hack purveyor. I had fun on the elevator ride up remembering you manfully (yet adorably) frogmarching the scary lurker away from the F2F and imagining the righteous assault you'd launch on the gift shop if only you could.
If I ever encountered Amy Brown, I'd probably be frighteningly polite. I'm always polite - but brief - with people who have earned my displeasure. As for the gift shop, I'd just tune it out as I have had to do with a variety of stores around here.
Cass - Jan 30, 2007 11:42:46 am PST #3435 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
This doesn't stop you being a cradle-snatching perv, you know. Same goes for you, Cass.I'm not cradle-snatching, I am cradle-lusting. It's still pervy but a little less creepy.
I hope.
I can swing both ways on the age pendulum. From the not quite legal to the legal a long long long long long long time ago.Paul Newman? A damn fine looking man...
Aims - Jan 30, 2007 11:44:07 am PST #3436 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Here's yer zimmer frame.
Won't you need it?
Laga - Jan 30, 2007 11:44:44 am PST #3437 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
July 23rd
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 30, 2007 11:45:26 am PST #3438 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Won't you need it?
I have my palanquin.
§ ita § - Jan 30, 2007 11:46:05 am PST #3439 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I fear you're making some kind of wordplay on 'chap'.
::waggles eyebrows::
::sprains something at the idea of waggling her eyebrows::
juliana - Jan 30, 2007 11:48:31 am PST #3440 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I can swing both ways on the age pendulum.
See, I prefer the slightly older, slightly weather-beathen type myself. With a nice laugh, too.
Pete-in-a-palanquin is the most adorable idea evAH!
Atropa - Jan 30, 2007 11:48:39 am PST #3441 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I have my palanquin.
And I can't have a fainting couch why?
I just found out that we aren't extending my minion's contract. Fuckity. Re-orgs, I hate you so.