You're a bloody puppet! You're a wee little puppet man!

Spike ,'Smile Time'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Glamcookie - Jan 30, 2007 11:04:01 am PST #3419 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Hey GC - have you heard the new Kristin Hersh album yet? It's awesome!

I have heard snippets and it does sound great! Kristin can pretty much do no wrong.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 30, 2007 11:10:40 am PST #3420 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

A Very Special Daniel Radcliffe edition of meara...

still staring at monitor

I have to wonder if Aimée will ever do anything else ever again.

Great. Thanks, Robin. Now she'll be up all night either

a) Muttering "Let me help you with that wand"

or

b) Trying to come up with some faux Latin spell that means "Quidditch robes evaporate!"

Silly Miracleman, Aims will merely join us all in becoming even more vocal about "Where's that damn teleporter you promised?!"

And not all that special. Age of consent in England and California is 16. IJS.

This doesn't stop you being a cradle-snatching perv, you know. Same goes for you, Cass.

Huh. I guess it is 18 for California. Ooops.

Okay, start running, Aims. I'll find some one-armed man to pin it on.

Never in my life have I ever wished to be a horse before.

Nope. Too easy. mmmmmph. nnng. *titter*


Aims - Jan 30, 2007 11:12:44 am PST #3421 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I have to wonder if Aimée will ever do anything else ever again.

Nope. Never. I'm going to quit my job and see if I can't make living being a cradle-snatching perv.

Nope. Too easy. mmmmmph. nnng. *titter*

t narrows eyes

I'd be interested in seeing the reaction to a full frontal Emma Whatshername.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 30, 2007 11:20:02 am PST #3422 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I'd be interested in seeing the reaction to a full frontal Emma Whatshername.

I'd probably say "Needs more meat on her". I like curves, me.

And do you really want to rake up gender comparisons considering the odd looks any adult male would get letching after an under-age girl? I thought not, Empress Pervy I.

P.S. Neener.


Aims - Jan 30, 2007 11:24:20 am PST #3423 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'd probably say "Needs more meat on her". I like curves, me.

You are a good man.

And do you really want to rake up gender comparisons considering the odd looks any adult male would get letching after an under-age girl?

You are right. It is a double standard and that is sucky.

Empress Pervy I.

I need the t-shirt.

PS. Neener right back.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 30, 2007 11:26:10 am PST #3424 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Oh, you fiend. You have totally nuked my kerfauxful with all your damnable agreeing.

Humph.

Don't forget to give Joe an earful about the teleporter.


Aims - Jan 30, 2007 11:30:39 am PST #3425 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Don't forget to give Joe an earful about the teleporter.

You betchum

And I have to agree when people are with the sense making!!

(Besides, I knew that'd chap yer ass more than me trying to argue with you. Muah. Ha. Ha.)


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 30, 2007 11:33:55 am PST #3426 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

chap yer ass

Not a phrase that is commonly associated with me, I have to say.

Take your mind off my ass. It's too old for you.


JZ - Jan 30, 2007 11:34:33 am PST #3427 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Pete! I was just thinking of you this morning as I walked into work. You may be saddened to hear that I was thinking of you because my route into work takes me past the gift shop, which has recently changed its display window to prominently and adoringly showcase a variety of merchandise by a certain fairy art hack purveyor. I had fun on the elevator ride up remembering you manfully (yet adorably) frogmarching the scary lurker away from the F2F and imagining the righteous assault you'd launch on the gift shop if only you could.


Atropa - Jan 30, 2007 11:34:38 am PST #3428 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

(Besides, I knew that'd chap yer ass more than me trying to argue with you. Muah. Ha. Ha.)

Fizzy water hurts if you inhale it when you're trying to keep from cackling out loud. IJS.