You got all kinds of learnin' and you made me look the fool without tryin', and yet here I am with a gun to your head. That's 'cause I got people with me. People who trust each other, who do for each other, and ain't always lookin' for the advantage.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Jan 29, 2007 9:14:20 am PST #3246 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

It's gonna take a while, cause I'm such Blank Slate Girl, right? Maybe he and Dan can have a Henry Higgins bet, huh? Cause I won't say I know nothing, just almost. Rain bad. Camden Yards pretty?


DavidS - Jan 29, 2007 9:20:57 am PST #3247 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Rain bad. Camden Yards pretty?

That's a start. Though most agree that PNC Park in Pittsburgh is now the fairest at the ball.

But Camden Yards just sounds better.


-t - Jan 29, 2007 9:24:50 am PST #3248 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Sounds like a good plan, Laura, the pills and the not-working and the catching up.


Steph L. - Jan 29, 2007 9:28:49 am PST #3249 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Shit, I'm trying to remember his home run call during SportsCenter. I don't know if he had one, or he just riffed on other announcer's famous calls. I think he was fond of "backbackback" (referring to the outfielder going back on a fly ball) followed by a "...he's not gonna get it." I do remember his favorite hockey call which was a very old fashioned "he puts the biscuit in the basket" for a goal.

My stepdad and brother are fond of "flight of the enchanted tater" for home runs. t edit As am I.


-t - Jan 29, 2007 9:32:45 am PST #3250 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

"Kiss that one goodbye" is probably my favorite homerun call.

My favorite baseball announcing patter, though, i ssome random color commentary, I think during a Giants game, on the radio. I don't even know who the announcers were, because I don't pay that close attention, but I guess there were a lot of fly balls. After saying "and this one has a chance to drop" several times, one of the guys says "They all have a chance to drop, if you think about it, it's just a question of where they land." I don't know why, exactly but I love that - it's stuck with me for years.


DavidS - Jan 29, 2007 9:50:32 am PST #3251 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

one of the guys says "They all have a chance to drop, if you think about it, it's just a question of where they land."

Heh. That sounds like Giants announcer Jon Miller.


DavidS - Jan 29, 2007 10:19:46 am PST #3252 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

From the Hollywood Reporter:

Anyone hoping for a straight answer from a cast member of NBC's "The Office" was sorely disappointed. The cast, which won for best ensemble in a comedy series, had jokes for most questions posed. When asked about their impression of the SAG Award statuette, Rainn Wilson (who plays Dwight Schrute) said: "There's a nub where the genitals should be. I actually posed for this several years ago. I was buttocks model for this." When asked what to expect from future episodes of the NBC comedy, Paul Lieberstein (Toby) answered, "Someone will die." When it appeared that the press corps took it seriously, he quickly added: "I'm kidding about someone will die. But an animal will attack. Nobody is safe." One of the few serious utterances came from Jenna Fischer (Pam Beesly), who revealed what she was thinking when the cast of "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" was presenting the award. "I was daydreaming and wondered if one day in many years we'll be getting back together to present an award. We truly like each other."


DavidS - Jan 29, 2007 10:27:42 am PST #3253 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Tep, did you know that the NY Times has an online feature called "The Lede: Notes on the News"?

Whenever I see "lede" I think of you and your old-school journalism schooling.


Aims - Jan 29, 2007 11:11:17 am PST #3254 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

EARTHQUAKE!

A little teeny one. But still.


tommyrot - Jan 29, 2007 11:13:48 am PST #3255 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

IN SENSAROUND!