the fuh-reaky toy
If I can't sleep tonight, I know who to blame.
ION, my Roomba is the most adorable thing EVAR! It spins and make squeaky noises and is CLEANING MY FLOORS! Was there ever an appliance this wonderful before it? I think not.
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jessica - Jan 28, 2007 12:04:32 pm PST #3124 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Atropa - Jan 28, 2007 12:13:43 pm PST #3125 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
the fuh-reaky toy
blinks
Clovis says nuke it from orbit. I have to agree with him.
Pix - Jan 28, 2007 12:18:03 pm PST #3126 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
EEEEEK!
That thing is terrifying.
HMOG.
Zenkitty - Jan 28, 2007 12:22:24 pm PST #3127 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I'm sending that picture to my ex. He'd wrap it in plastic, stick it in a box, label it "To my darling, to remember me after I'm gone", and hide it in the basement. In fifty years, gotcha!
Fred Pete - Jan 28, 2007 12:23:54 pm PST #3128 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Belated Happy Birthday, Laga!
SuziQ - Jan 28, 2007 12:25:05 pm PST #3129 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Oh Hec, that is just wrong. Wow. Nawty worm is just, well, nawty and but this is......wrong.
Calli - Jan 28, 2007 12:26:27 pm PST #3130 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
That toy's a plant. A couple of decades from now there will be a host of people going to their therapists saying, "The toy had this, this face!"
P.M. Marc - Jan 28, 2007 12:30:30 pm PST #3131 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
That toy is SO wrong. So very, very wrong.
Raq, you should totally give it another shot! It's so much smarter than it looks!
And you know, every time I say that about my show, I feel like I'm justifying my relationship with some hottie high school drop out who works at the corner garage and whom everyone thinks I'm just with for the great sex, but damn it, it's true!
SuziQ - Jan 28, 2007 12:32:18 pm PST #3132 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
The hair is cut. I think I like, but she put so much product in and styled it in a non-me way, that I won't know for sure until I wash and mess with it myself.
DH got grumpy when he saw it.
Oh well.
Cashmere - Jan 28, 2007 12:33:21 pm PST #3133 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I'm sitting here trying to think who'd think that toy was cute. And who would give it to a new baby? It's the freakiest thing I've ever seen.
I'm one raw nerve today for some reason--kids are driving me crazy, as is DH.