Oh Hec, that is just wrong. Wow. Nawty worm is just, well, nawty and but this is......wrong.
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That toy's a plant. A couple of decades from now there will be a host of people going to their therapists saying, "The toy had this, this face!"
That toy is SO wrong. So very, very wrong.
Raq, you should totally give it another shot! It's so much smarter than it looks!
And you know, every time I say that about my show, I feel like I'm justifying my relationship with some hottie high school drop out who works at the corner garage and whom everyone thinks I'm just with for the great sex, but damn it, it's true!
The hair is cut. I think I like, but she put so much product in and styled it in a non-me way, that I won't know for sure until I wash and mess with it myself.
DH got grumpy when he saw it.
Oh well.
I'm sitting here trying to think who'd think that toy was cute. And who would give it to a new baby? It's the freakiest thing I've ever seen.
I'm one raw nerve today for some reason--kids are driving me crazy, as is DH.
I kinda like the toy. I'm not sure why, but there's something kind of cool about it. I mean, it's still freaky, but, well, I'm weird.
I have been a pretty big crab monster all day, but the Quilt Pink! quilt is done! And it looks lovely. We took pics on mom's camera, so I have to wait for her to send them to me. Then I will share.
That toy is very freaky. really it isn't a toy.
I made DH get out of bed to look at it. ( it was a family nap day )
I have questions - like I did 7000 loads of laundry last week- how can the laundry basket be overflowing again? and how come the cat gets out of bed when we do - even though usually he'd sleep all afternoon?
I totally want that toy.
Seriously. I want to take pictures and use them as my holiday cards. Eevery five years or so I can re-send them just when people least expect it. Also? Keep it in the guestroom to freak visitors out. Maybe tease the furry roomies with it. OMG so many uses.
You're not going to throw it away, are you, Hec?
Whooooooo!!!!! I just organized and filed all our Important Paperwork stuff that had previously (like, since we moved) been shoved into piles, and occasionally Amazon boxes. Whooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, I'm psyched.
I wish I had a labelmaker though.
Keep it in the guestroom to freak visitors out.
Strikes Nicole's place off the list of places to visit.