And don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! ... You got the right same as anyone to live and try to kill people.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Jan 26, 2007 12:26:44 pm PST #2948 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I am one big map of scars, but I think I've finally learned how to avoid self-nicking. The Really Nice Razor helps, too.


ChiKat - Jan 26, 2007 12:30:16 pm PST #2949 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I have very few scars, but the ones I do have are humdingers. Mainly, the 8" "necklace" scar at the base of my neck.

I don't nick myself shaving. The key is to have a good razor and good lubrication.


Jessica - Jan 26, 2007 12:33:44 pm PST #2950 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I lurve my Schick Intuition razor -- I've hardly nicked myself at all since I bought it. And no shaving gel to buy!


-t - Jan 26, 2007 12:40:39 pm PST #2951 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I have also fallen for the Intuition! However, I also have the bad habit of avoiding shaving for fairly long periods of time and I think the blade gets dull (or possibly clogged by the too long hair). But it really is terribly convenient.


§ ita § - Jan 26, 2007 12:41:46 pm PST #2952 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's a damned good thing I don't shave, or I'd just be a spiderweb of scar tissue.


Lee - Jan 26, 2007 12:42:36 pm PST #2953 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I think ita's tag counts as cheating, just because.


§ ita § - Jan 26, 2007 12:43:06 pm PST #2954 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How do you think I got started?


Lee - Jan 26, 2007 12:43:45 pm PST #2955 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Uhhh-- dunno.


sj - Jan 26, 2007 12:45:21 pm PST #2956 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I love my Intuition. I used to get a ton of nicks before it. I use shower gel with it though. I can't rely on just the shaving gel around it.

School is good, Deena.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 26, 2007 12:46:27 pm PST #2957 of 10001
What is even happening?

Oh, Beej! How scary. I hope he's okay. A good dose of calm to you, too.

vw, you sound so cozy. I'm glad you talked to your dad, too. Also? Hil is wise.

Hil, what's EDS?