What'd you all order a dead guy for?

Jayne ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Jan 23, 2007 10:24:36 pm PST #2410 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

yay! I'm not the only procrastinator in the room. Hmmm, maybe I should try the invite people over to motivate cleaning. I typically avoid inviting folks over cuz the place is so bad.

Laga, dude! Write him up. File a complaint. At least let it be known what he is doing is wrong. If he keeps going "is this offensive" reply with "if you have to ask, the answer is yes"

t stands with KristinT to defend Laga!


Laga - Jan 23, 2007 10:39:45 pm PST #2411 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

oh wanna know the best part? He's a scout leader.


NoiseDesign - Jan 23, 2007 10:50:55 pm PST #2412 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

That settles it. He's definitely a pervert.


Laga - Jan 23, 2007 10:56:11 pm PST #2413 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Noooo! I like perverts.


Polter-Cow - Jan 23, 2007 11:00:07 pm PST #2414 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Aimee, that sucks a lot. I'm sorry.

JZ and juliana, if you are inclined to cross the bridge, I'm having a Chocolate Party on Saturday night. Lots of Ghirardelli chocolate to eat, here.


Laga - Jan 23, 2007 11:06:16 pm PST #2415 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm hearing Glinda the Good Witch say, "Well, Laga, there are Good Perverts and there are Bad Perverts."


Fay - Jan 24, 2007 12:27:25 am PST #2416 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Now today he was telling a terrible personal anecdote about something that happened to him in Taiwan

Is this a sexually inappropriate terrible something? Or - can I ask what it was that you found distressing about the anecdote, the better to understand the situation? (You needn't say if it makes you uncomfortable to recount - I'm not clear on whether it's the details of the story per se or the context in which you were hearing it and from whom that constituted the discomfort.)

I'm hearing Glinda the Good Witch say,
"Well, Laga, there are Good Perverts and there are Bad Perverts."

YES!

Oh, dear. I had a wee reminder of the fact that Most People Aren't Bitches in the staffroom today, when I was trying to adequately describe the sheer sinful exquisite wicked gloriousness of the chocolate fountain (a) as a concept, (b) in practice and (c) AS A PRESENT SANTA BROUGHT TO MY HOUSE!!!! (Go Team Santa!) and I said, flailing in glassy-eyed rapture at the recollection of strawberries dipped in molten chocolate "It was like porn!"

....

....

tumbleweeds. Then wry/embarrassed/amused "gosh, well, that's not really something I'd know about, but, you know, whatever [affable eyeroll]" type response from the people I was talking to.

A few moments later there was a Great Cookie Debate as to whether soft gooey just-baked cookies or crunchie-but-with-melt-in-the-mouth-chocolate-chips type cookies were the One True Cookie, and I said that in matters of cookies I was very equal opportunity, and swung both ways. See previous response, only more of a "gosh! Well! Ha ha! Now we know that you like porn AND you're a swinger! Ha ha!" And I thought about it, and nearly said "Yes, and yes"...but didn't. Because apparently I'm a bit of a wuss.

....aaand now I want cookies. Fuck.


Laura - Jan 24, 2007 3:08:44 am PST #2417 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Well, this Bitch loves your porny swinging ways and shall never roll my eyes in your direction. I shall glance in your direction though, because pretty.

{{Aimee}} Asshats totally deserved that most excellent smite.

Head~ma for meara. I hope a reasonable, not live on oatmeal, option is presented.

Laga, tell the dude how you feel. The first step is to tell people how you expect to be treated. Grrrrrr.

cancels order for Amy Brown biography gift for Pete Really I have no clue who she is but now a little curious. Not curious enough to google though.

Hi!


vw bug - Jan 24, 2007 3:11:05 am PST #2418 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Well, this Bitch loves your porny swinging ways and shall never roll my eyes in your direction. I shall glance in your direction though, because pretty.

{{Aimee}} Asshats totally deserved that most excellent smite.

Head~ma for meara. I hope a reasonable, not live on oatmeal, option is presented.

Laga, tell the dude how you feel. The first step is to tell people how you expect to be treated. Grrrrrr.

cancels order for Amy Brown biography gift for Pete Really I have no clue who she is but now a little curious. Not curious enough to google though.

Hi!

What Laura said, with a side of Morning!


Laura - Jan 24, 2007 3:26:47 am PST #2419 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Hee, good morning Ms. Bug.