Noooo! I like perverts.

Aimee, that sucks a lot. I'm sorry.

JZ and juliana, if you are inclined to cross the bridge, I'm having a Chocolate Party on Saturday night. Lots of Ghirardelli chocolate to eat, here.

I'm hearing Glinda the Good Witch say, "Well, Laga, there are Good Perverts and there are Bad Perverts."

Now today he was telling a terrible personal anecdote about something that happened to him in Taiwan

Is this a sexually inappropriate terrible something? Or - can I ask what it was that you found distressing about the anecdote, the better to understand the situation? (You needn't say if it makes you uncomfortable to recount - I'm not clear on whether it's the details of the story per se or the context in which you were hearing it and from whom that constituted the discomfort.)

I'm hearing Glinda the Good Witch say,

YES!

Oh, dear. I had a wee reminder of the fact that Most People Aren't Bitches in the staffroom today, when I was trying to adequately describe the sheer sinful exquisite wicked gloriousness of the chocolate fountain (a) as a concept, (b) in practice and (c) AS A PRESENT SANTA BROUGHT TO MY HOUSE!!!! (Go Team Santa!) and I said, flailing in glassy-eyed rapture at the recollection of strawberries dipped in molten chocolate "It was like porn!"

....

....

tumbleweeds. Then wry/embarrassed/amused "gosh, well, that's not really something I'd know about, but, you know, whatever [affable eyeroll]" type response from the people I was talking to.

A few moments later there was a Great Cookie Debate as to whether soft gooey just-baked cookies or crunchie-but-with-melt-in-the-mouth-chocolate-chips type cookies were the One True Cookie, and I said that in matters of cookies I was very equal opportunity, and swung both ways. See previous response, only more of a "gosh! Well! Ha ha! Now we know that you like porn AND you're a swinger! Ha ha!" And I thought about it, and nearly said "Yes, and yes"...but didn't. Because apparently I'm a bit of a wuss.

....aaand now I want cookies. Fuck.

Well, this Bitch loves your porny swinging ways and shall never roll my eyes in your direction. I shall glance in your direction though, because pretty.

{{Aimee}} Asshats totally deserved that most excellent smite.

Head~ma for meara. I hope a reasonable, not live on oatmeal, option is presented.

Laga, tell the dude how you feel. The first step is to tell people how you expect to be treated. Grrrrrr.

cancels order for Amy Brown biography gift for Pete Really I have no clue who she is but now a little curious. Not curious enough to google though.

Hi!

Well, this Bitch loves your porny swinging ways and shall never roll my eyes in your direction. I shall glance in your direction though, because pretty.

{{Aimee}} Asshats totally deserved that most excellent smite.

Head~ma for meara. I hope a reasonable, not live on oatmeal, option is presented.

Laga, tell the dude how you feel. The first step is to tell people how you expect to be treated. Grrrrrr.

cancels order for Amy Brown biography gift for Pete Really I have no clue who she is but now a little curious. Not curious enough to google though.

Hi!

What Laura said, with a side of Morning!

Hee, good morning Ms. Bug.

Morning, Laura!

ETA: Is anyone else having trouble with LJ?

I think I got a little of Aimee's smite on me. I'm seeing images neither God nor nature ever intended for me to see. Watch that juju, Aimee; it's powerful stuff.

Other than that, what Laura said. The half-caf life is killing my brain.

meara, good luck, today.

vw, yep. And morning!