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Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Lee - Jan 23, 2007 5:25:41 pm PST #2392 of 10001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hi meara!

Sorry about the sucky people, Aimee

Ah, I see I'm not the only one who resorts to the old even-though-I'm-famished-and-about-to-pass-out-the-Lean-Pocket-will-save-me trick.

Ah yes. It is a time-honored tradition amongst the slacker-eaters.

Yay us!

Hey, sometimes I throw in some raw carrots or an apple, to make it healthy.

Pix - Jan 23, 2007 5:33:24 pm PST #2393 of 10001

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Hey, sometimes I throw in some raw carrots or an apple, to make it healthy.

I just ate two clementines. I figure that counts.

Jessica - Jan 23, 2007 5:34:41 pm PST #2394 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm impressed that you guys keep Lean Pockets around the house. I'm generally reduced to scrounging for crackers.

DavidS - Jan 23, 2007 5:35:49 pm PST #2395 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ah, meara, you were on my mind tonight. The bartender at The Alembic, Josie, is just your type of dyke with really nice biceps and a friendly smile and dark, short curly hair.

Lee - Jan 23, 2007 5:50:34 pm PST #2396 of 10001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm impressed that you guys keep Lean Pockets around the house.

Actually, this conversation reminded me that I am out.

-t - Jan 23, 2007 5:51:53 pm PST #2397 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Good luck with the neurologist, meara. I hope you find out something useful.

I just put a pot of water on to boil, an dit made a bunch of loud cracking noises and now the bottom is all round instead of flat. Freaky.

-t - Jan 23, 2007 6:01:51 pm PST #2398 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Now the smoke alarm is going off. From boiling water.

No more cooking for me I'm going to live on Lean Pockets.

tommyrot - Jan 23, 2007 6:05:01 pm PST #2399 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Um, you put water in the pot, right?

Cass - Jan 23, 2007 6:09:26 pm PST #2400 of 10001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Um, you put water in the pot, right?

I had an ex who forgot this crucial point. We decided that if she couldn't even boil water, well I would cook exclusively.

Good deal, got me out of dishes most nights.

SuziQ - Jan 23, 2007 6:11:48 pm PST #2401 of 10001

Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Now the smoke alarm is going off. From boiling water.

I've done this. Shoot, I set off the spoke alarm in Seattle just by pre-heating the oven. Hadn't even gotten to actual cooking anything yet.

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