Hey, sometimes I throw in some raw carrots or an apple, to make it healthy.
I just ate two clementines. I figure that counts.
Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people. Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world. Lorne: You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, Kiddo? Connor: Just kinda popped out.
'Time Bomb'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Pix - Jan 23, 2007 5:33:24 pm PST #2393 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Jessica - Jan 23, 2007 5:34:41 pm PST #2394 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'm impressed that you guys keep Lean Pockets around the house. I'm generally reduced to scrounging for crackers.
DavidS - Jan 23, 2007 5:35:49 pm PST #2395 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Ah, meara, you were on my mind tonight. The bartender at The Alembic, Josie, is just your type of dyke with really nice biceps and a friendly smile and dark, short curly hair.
Lee - Jan 23, 2007 5:50:34 pm PST #2396 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I'm impressed that you guys keep Lean Pockets around the house.
Actually, this conversation reminded me that I am out.
-t - Jan 23, 2007 5:51:53 pm PST #2397 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Good luck with the neurologist, meara. I hope you find out something useful.
I just put a pot of water on to boil, an dit made a bunch of loud cracking noises and now the bottom is all round instead of flat. Freaky.
-t - Jan 23, 2007 6:01:51 pm PST #2398 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Now the smoke alarm is going off. From boiling water.
No more cooking for me I'm going to live on Lean Pockets.
tommyrot - Jan 23, 2007 6:05:01 pm PST #2399 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Um, you put water in the pot, right?
Cass - Jan 23, 2007 6:09:26 pm PST #2400 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Um, you put water in the pot, right?I had an ex who forgot this crucial point. We decided that if she couldn't even boil water, well I would cook exclusively.
Good deal, got me out of dishes most nights.
SuziQ - Jan 23, 2007 6:11:48 pm PST #2401 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Now the smoke alarm is going off. From boiling water.
I've done this. Shoot, I set off the spoke alarm in Seattle just by pre-heating the oven. Hadn't even gotten to actual cooking anything yet.
-t - Jan 23, 2007 6:14:12 pm PST #2402 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Pot is full of water, yes.
In fact, I boiled the pot of water an hour or so ago so it wouldn't take as long to heat up when DH got home and none of this weird stuff happened, the water boiled, I turned it off all was well. I turn it on again and everything freaks out.