Willow: Yikes. Imagine the things...Buffy: No! Stop imagining! All of you! Xander: Already got the visual.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Jan 23, 2007 12:21:45 pm PST #2340 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But I'm just fucking exhausted, and the day's barely half over.

So...I guess I'm not going out writing tonight after work after all?

Take her outside is my advice. Put her in the front pack and walk. She'll conk out.


beekaytee - Jan 23, 2007 12:39:51 pm PST #2341 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Oh, poor JZ and Matilda. Peace to you both!

These earplugs have been in my ears every night for the last 20 years. They are fantastic for cutting out the very high level tones but leaving you able to hear everything else. I cut one in two so each package is actually 12 pairs...and I reuse them, so they end up not being expensive at all. And the peace? Priceless.

When my friend's baby wailed in my house for, I kid you not, 5 straight hours one night...these babies saved us both.

eta: I get my supply from Target...and am continually looking for a source where I can buy them bulk. Seriously, if Mack's ever goes out of business, I'll never sleep again.


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2007 12:43:21 pm PST #2342 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

quester was recommending silicone earplugs to me just the other day.


tommyrot - Jan 23, 2007 12:47:00 pm PST #2343 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

quester was recommending silicone earplugs to me just the other day.

Toddlers in the ceiling again?


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2007 12:54:31 pm PST #2344 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

grand pianists on the balcony


Betsy HP - Jan 23, 2007 1:04:53 pm PST #2345 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Bless you, JZ. I remember days like that all too vividly. Here's hoping she drops off soon.

Anyway, you can be a loving mother and still want to SEND THAT KID INTO ORBIT sometimes. It doesn't make you abusive (as long as you don't buy a rocket ship); it makes you human. There are few sounds as maddening as a baby crying; we're wired to respond.

::very quiet hairpats::


Lee - Jan 23, 2007 1:06:44 pm PST #2346 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

What Betsy said, JZ. Let me know if you need me to swoop in this weekend.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 23, 2007 1:13:39 pm PST #2347 of 10001
What is even happening?

Anyway, you can be a loving mother and still want to SEND THAT KID INTO ORBIT sometimes. It doesn't make you abusive (as long as you don't buy a rocket ship);
And really, an argument can be made that you're not abusive unless you actually launch the rocket ship.


Cass - Jan 23, 2007 1:27:28 pm PST #2348 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

It doesn't make you abusive (as long as you don't buy a rocket ship);
No, not until you actually use the rocket. Buying is just being prepared...

I am making roast beast, sautéed mushrooms and steamed green beans. Who wants dinner in exchange for helping me put away my clean clothes and taking out the recycling?


Pix - Jan 23, 2007 1:28:15 pm PST #2349 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Me!!