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Oh, never mind. I forgot what I was going to say.
You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.
Willow ,'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
WindSparrow - Jan 23, 2007 4:51:05 am PST #2257 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
tommyrot - Jan 23, 2007 4:53:10 am PST #2258 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh, never mind. I forgot what I was going to say.
Something about 13th century Bulgarian succession rules?
DCJensen - Jan 23, 2007 5:13:38 am PST #2259 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
I think the sugar free versions skip the little dehydrated apple bits, or maybe it's this brand in particular.
We have a stock of real apples, milady...
JZ - Jan 23, 2007 5:16:14 am PST #2260 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Andi, it sounds like Daniel did a magnificent job making up for the family drama. I don't want to go too far out on a limb, but it's just possible that he may be a keeper.
ION, somebody please cluestick me about ever going anywhere near the message boards at BabyCenter -- I was just looking up info on recommendations for TV exposure for children under 2, and the message boards are making me depressed about the future of teh humans. F'rinstance:
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER READ! i'VE WATCHED T.V MY WHOLE LIFE AND I"M OK! MY BB HAS WATCHED T.V FROM HE MOMENT HE WAS ABLE TOO! ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THANK GOD FOR T.V! AND THAT DOESN"T MAKE ME A BAD PARENT!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE NEED TO RELAX AND JUST CHILL! WHY IS T.V SO BAD ANYWAY! IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME! WHATEVER.........
Or this woman, the anti-Xander:
My TV is on most of the day because I am a stay-at-home mom. [Is this a requirement? Shit! I'm totally behind on my quota, and I only have four days to go!] ... I don't know if I could stand the quiet if the TV or radio wasn't on.
And the mom who explains patiently to first-time moms that they need to use their own judgment because after all pediatricians don't know everything, and that their anti-TV propaganda is very similar to their pro-vaccination propaganda and likely to be just as dangerous and damaging.
These people are totally making the baby Jesus ball up His little fists and wail with baby rage.
amych - Jan 23, 2007 5:22:14 am PST #2261 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
These people are totally making the baby Jesus ball up His little fists and wail with baby rage.
No, no, no, His baby rage was caused by the teevee. Or by the fact that it got switched off. Or something.
Cashmere - Jan 23, 2007 5:23:17 am PST #2262 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
JZ, BACK AWAY FROM BABYCENTER! It's peopled with people who make me want to seek them out and strangle them.
Jessica - Jan 23, 2007 5:41:29 am PST #2263 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
ION, somebody please cluestick me about ever going anywhere near the message boards at BabyCenter
Run away, run away!
Seriously, those women are crazy. And not in the fun way.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 23, 2007 5:43:30 am PST #2264 of 10001
What is even happening?
JZ, you will meet enough crazy parents without going looking for them. I promise.
Steph L. - Jan 23, 2007 5:50:12 am PST #2265 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
These people are totally making the baby Jesus ball up His little fists and wail with baby rage.
No, no, no, His baby rage was caused by the teevee.
Actually, it was caused by Profit being cancelled.
Cashmere - Jan 23, 2007 5:51:23 am PST #2266 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
JZ, you will meet enough crazy parents without going looking for them. I promise.
Super-sized helping of word with extra word sauce.