It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Jan 23, 2007 5:22:14 am PST #2261 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

These people are totally making the baby Jesus ball up His little fists and wail with baby rage.

No, no, no, His baby rage was caused by the teevee. Or by the fact that it got switched off. Or something.


Cashmere - Jan 23, 2007 5:23:17 am PST #2262 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

JZ, BACK AWAY FROM BABYCENTER! It's peopled with people who make me want to seek them out and strangle them.


Jessica - Jan 23, 2007 5:41:29 am PST #2263 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

ION, somebody please cluestick me about ever going anywhere near the message boards at BabyCenter

Run away, run away!

Seriously, those women are crazy. And not in the fun way.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 23, 2007 5:43:30 am PST #2264 of 10001
What is even happening?

JZ, you will meet enough crazy parents without going looking for them. I promise.


Steph L. - Jan 23, 2007 5:50:12 am PST #2265 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

These people are totally making the baby Jesus ball up His little fists and wail with baby rage.

No, no, no, His baby rage was caused by the teevee.

Actually, it was caused by Profit being cancelled.


Cashmere - Jan 23, 2007 5:51:23 am PST #2266 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

JZ, you will meet enough crazy parents without going looking for them. I promise.

Super-sized helping of word with extra word sauce.


vw bug - Jan 23, 2007 6:02:03 am PST #2267 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Ugh.

I'm at school, 'cause this morning I took an exam for one of my incompletes. I decided to go get the ISBN number for one of my textbooks, because I want to make sure I order the right one.

The ISBN number doesn't seem to exist anywhere. It's a special "packet." I'm so frustrated. I do not want to pay $130 for this book, but it looks like I'm gonna have to. At least it's for a couple of semesters...


DCJensen - Jan 23, 2007 6:18:08 am PST #2268 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

VW, why do you give us the title, author and publisher, if you can. Maybe the hivemind can find it for you.


DCJensen - Jan 23, 2007 6:18:58 am PST #2269 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

ION:

The Get Smart movie starts filming next month. Really.

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vw bug - Jan 23, 2007 6:22:18 am PST #2270 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I can find the book; I just can't find this particular version of the book. Apparently it's a special packet designed for the authors' classes.

It's Caminos by Renjilian-Burgy, 2nd edition, paperback, with activity manual and CD. The ISBN number on the packet is 0-618-81226-1.