Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass.

Cordelia ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Jan 20, 2007 4:18:26 pm PST #1875 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

(so do some fencers) (not with bats)


beth b - Jan 20, 2007 4:22:46 pm PST #1876 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

angry. I have a week off between jobs. I didn't have a lot planned, but that was the joy. I had nothing to do to get ready. and now, I am sick This ruins about 80 % of my non plans.


erikaj - Jan 20, 2007 4:27:43 pm PST #1877 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

The dog will be okay if she stays away from the catbox. But she has to take pills.


§ ita § - Jan 20, 2007 4:27:59 pm PST #1878 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There was a guy in the krav training yesterday without a cup. Definitely from out of town. Didn't get to fight him, but maybe tomorrow. We'll see if he's gone shopping.

At one instructor training course, the teacher told us to check if our partners were wearing cups before doing a particular move. Everyone he was talking to reached over and touched their partner's groin. The teacher cracked up in horrified hysterics. "I meant you to *ask*!"


beth b - Jan 20, 2007 4:28:53 pm PST #1879 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

good news. but why dogs are so drawn to catboxes is beyond me.


tommyrot - Jan 20, 2007 4:29:45 pm PST #1880 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

At one instructor training course, the teacher told us to check if our partners were wearing cups before doing a particular move. Everyone he was talking to reached over and touched their partner's groin. The teacher cracked up in horrified hysterics. "I meant you to *ask*!"

Just goes to show that Krav instructors are all a bunch of pervs....


Cass - Jan 20, 2007 4:31:44 pm PST #1881 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Just goes to show that Krav instructors are all a bunch of pervs....
Or that gropage beats talky meat.


erikaj - Jan 20, 2007 4:32:54 pm PST #1882 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Don't know, Beth. Mom and I have wanted to write a kids' book called "Sometimes, Dogs Are Icky" for a few years now.


§ ita § - Jan 20, 2007 4:35:06 pm PST #1883 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It was determined yesterday that I may fall into the category of cougar. I asked the 22 year old instructor hearing this term for the first time if that meant I couldn't grab his ass anymore. He said that it made it more fun this way.

Let's not talk of the instructors I've had leashed.

And I'm the good girl.

They are pervs. I'm just chipper.


Pix - Jan 20, 2007 4:38:30 pm PST #1884 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Let's not talk of the instructors I've had leashed.
And I'm the good girl.
They are pervs. I'm just chipper.

One of them was 17! I'm not buying this "good girl" routine, you krav-perv (kerv?).