Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Jan 20, 2007 4:29:45 pm PST #1880 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

At one instructor training course, the teacher told us to check if our partners were wearing cups before doing a particular move. Everyone he was talking to reached over and touched their partner's groin. The teacher cracked up in horrified hysterics. "I meant you to *ask*!"

Just goes to show that Krav instructors are all a bunch of pervs....


Cass - Jan 20, 2007 4:31:44 pm PST #1881 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Just goes to show that Krav instructors are all a bunch of pervs....
Or that gropage beats talky meat.


erikaj - Jan 20, 2007 4:32:54 pm PST #1882 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Don't know, Beth. Mom and I have wanted to write a kids' book called "Sometimes, Dogs Are Icky" for a few years now.


§ ita § - Jan 20, 2007 4:35:06 pm PST #1883 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It was determined yesterday that I may fall into the category of cougar. I asked the 22 year old instructor hearing this term for the first time if that meant I couldn't grab his ass anymore. He said that it made it more fun this way.

Let's not talk of the instructors I've had leashed.

And I'm the good girl.

They are pervs. I'm just chipper.


Pix - Jan 20, 2007 4:38:30 pm PST #1884 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Let's not talk of the instructors I've had leashed.
And I'm the good girl.
They are pervs. I'm just chipper.

One of them was 17! I'm not buying this "good girl" routine, you krav-perv (kerv?).


§ ita § - Jan 20, 2007 4:42:16 pm PST #1885 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not buying this "good girl" routine

I am good. Or I'd be dead...

One of the students (about 24) was staring at the 17yr old instructor's breasts as he was asking her to show him some stretches. She came bolting over to share her shock, and one of the male instructors caught wind of it and threatened to go out and beat the tar out of the poor guy.

May the gods forgive any guy that lays an unwelcome hand on her where we catch wind of it. Because they will be receiving him for judgment shortly thereafter.


DCJensen - Jan 20, 2007 4:50:44 pm PST #1886 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Alive after a 16-story fall

After a night out drinking, Joshua Hanson was horsing around with two friends on the 17th floor of the Hyatt Regency in downtown Minneapolis early Saturday morning when he apparently lost his balance and crashed through a floor-to-ceiling window.

He fell 16 stories. And lived.

Ye gods. And he may only have a broken leg.


§ ita § - Jan 20, 2007 4:57:03 pm PST #1887 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Maybe that article could have had more CYA vaguefications in it.


DCJensen - Jan 20, 2007 5:04:35 pm PST #1888 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Hivemind:

Opinions sought.

Now that Hillary Clinton has officially announced her prelim candidacy, my friends and I were discussing possible Democratic tickets.

Names like Clinton-Obama and Obama-Clinton and various other players were brought up.

I asked if maybe Clinton-Clinton could be a possibility.

Later when I got home Andi says she thinks it would violate the 22nd Amendment. I am not so sure.

Here's the Wiki for the Amendment: [link]

Any thoughts?


dcp - Jan 20, 2007 6:06:53 pm PST #1889 of 10001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Seems to me that there is indeed a loophole if you go strictly by the text of Amendment XXII, but I would argue that the last line of Amendment XII --

But no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States.

-- closes it.