Hi everyone.
I had a date tonight, someone I met on nerve.com.
It went fine until he told me that he sometimes likes to wear his Spock ears when he goes out to dinner.
I. Give. Up.
I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.
Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jen - Jan 19, 2007 5:42:32 pm PST #1795 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you
Polter-Cow - Jan 19, 2007 5:45:59 pm PST #1796 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Does he have a different set of elf ears?
Jen - Jan 19, 2007 5:49:51 pm PST #1797 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you
I think my reaction--which was to laugh enthusiastically until I realized he was serious--precluded any revelations of other ears.
JZ - Jan 19, 2007 5:51:52 pm PST #1798 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Ohhh, I'm all done in. Up at 7 to drive Emmett to school, back to Deb's place to pick up some laundry I'd done and left in her dryer (she'd taken it all out and folded it -- I almost cried), off to TJ's to pick up more brunch supplies for tomorrow, wrestled with the DMV, crossed the Bay Bridge again, went to my dad's house to drop off the brunch supplies, picked Emmett up, jaunted from Albany out to SFO to pick up David's sister (who is sweet and smart and funny and doesn't look much like him, but does have their mother's eyes). I'm now blind with the sleepy.
I would so very, very much hang out all the damn time (that Matilda permitted) at juliana and Daisy Jane's bar, it's not even funny. And snarf up all of vw's Chex mix.
That's an excellent poem, Jess. Donne is just marvelous, all dreamy and intense and erotic. Except for being (I think) taller, totally a proto-Prince.
Also -- though in no way related to the Donne observation -- has the sproglet got a known gender yet? I have all sorts of Buffista baby clothes that Matilda is starting to grow out of, some girly and some genderless, and it's being set aside for Jess and Katsprog.
Jessica - Jan 19, 2007 6:18:36 pm PST #1799 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Also -- though in no way related to the Donne observation -- has the sproglet got a known gender yet? I have all sorts of Buffista baby clothes that Matilda is starting to grow out of, some girly and some genderless, and it's being set aside for Jess and Katsprog.
Aw, you're so sweet!
We were supposed to find out yesterday, but my appointment got pushed back to next Thursday, so no baby spoilers yet.
Cass - Jan 19, 2007 6:20:12 pm PST #1800 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I. Give. Up.Oh, honey. That's .... that's .... that's just sad.
Ima go embrace my cats.
DCJensen - Jan 19, 2007 6:21:54 pm PST #1801 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Oh, honey. That's .... that's .... that's just sad.
Ima go embrace my cats.
At least they don't have to put on the ears.
Cass - Jan 19, 2007 6:21:54 pm PST #1802 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
so no baby spoilers yet.Whitefont in Bitches or does this go in the actual Spoilers thread?
Cass - Jan 19, 2007 6:23:47 pm PST #1803 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
At least they don't have to put on the ears.I was hoping to embrace them in a "embrace my cat ladyness" and not in a "c'mere sweet little pussy" way.
amych - Jan 19, 2007 6:26:02 pm PST #1804 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?