Homemade Chex Mix goes with everything.
Sadly, I have none. Nor any fixings for such.
Ah, woe is me...
If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.
Spike ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Astarte - Jan 19, 2007 2:48:07 pm PST #1774 of 10001
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
DavidS - Jan 19, 2007 2:49:52 pm PST #1775 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Ok. I laughed so hard that Toto came to see what was up.
It's like she made it happen by putting it out in the universe.
For the historical record...
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DavidS - Apr 11, 2002 9:05 am (#320 of 2990)
Hec, you should wear skirts more often. (Signed, big on gender role ambiguities.)
Thanks PMM! Sadly, I have none in my current wardrobe. And while my legs are my best feature, they're all pale and banged up (cf. San Francisco, parenting) these days. Maybe I'll just prance around in these new boxer briefs that I'm liking so much.
Btw, Amych and I have resolved our dispute and have elected to escort you to the dance floor together for "Red Right Hand." Sort of a Hec and Amych dance sandwich with a Ms. Marcontell filling, topped with Nick Cave sauce.
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...that is exactly what Amych and I did to Ple in Chicago.
Atropa - Jan 19, 2007 2:50:35 pm PST #1776 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Now I want Chex mix.
Polter-Cow - Jan 19, 2007 2:53:02 pm PST #1777 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I want a dance sandwich with a Ms. Marcontell filling.
amych - Jan 19, 2007 2:55:58 pm PST #1778 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Oh, like we ever would've left leftovers.
Jessica - Jan 19, 2007 3:00:15 pm PST #1779 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
It's like she made it happen by putting it out in the universe.
Do not taunt happy fun universe!
(Or, you know, do, since it seems to have worked out pretty well in La Tep's case...)
Steph L. - Jan 19, 2007 3:01:19 pm PST #1780 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Ok. I laughed so hard that Toto came to see what was up.
It's like she made it happen by putting it out in the universe.
Quiet, all y'all! I didn't go looking for it, that's for sure. But you love who you love. And he doesn't wear makeup.
(As if that makes a difference.)
(But DAMN, he looks good in a short, tight skirt and 5-inch heels. Guh.)
Pix - Jan 19, 2007 3:15:34 pm PST #1781 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
t waves to Bitches
VBP (Very Bitches Post): I am typing this from the stylist's chair at the hair salon. I'm finally getting my high and lowlights redone and getting a much needed cut. (Don't get too excited, Hec, it's still a longish bob.) Don't really have the spare cash to do this, but I haven't touched the color since last summer and haven't had a cut since November. It was time.
Jessica - Jan 19, 2007 3:21:17 pm PST #1782 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Ahhhhhh, takeout. Nothing like having someone bring me fried chicken and cheese fries at the end of a shittastic day like today.
I desperately need to do something with my hair. I haven't gotten it cut since September, and I haven't dyed it since...I have no idea. But when one of your male co-workers* asks you "So, are you ever going to dye your hair again?" you know you've let it go too long...
(*For values of "male co-worker" that do not equal Hec, if you work with Hec.)
Steph L. - Jan 19, 2007 3:28:09 pm PST #1783 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Jess, I think that I'm going to be a little disturbed, to tell you the truth, if the Altersproglet is NOT born with blue hair.