I want a dance sandwich with a Ms. Marcontell filling.
Mal: That's not what I saw. You like to tell me what really happened? Book: I surely would. And maybe someday I will.
'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Polter-Cow - Jan 19, 2007 2:53:02 pm PST #1777 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
amych - Jan 19, 2007 2:55:58 pm PST #1778 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Oh, like we ever would've left leftovers.
Jessica - Jan 19, 2007 3:00:15 pm PST #1779 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
It's like she made it happen by putting it out in the universe.
Do not taunt happy fun universe!
(Or, you know, do, since it seems to have worked out pretty well in La Tep's case...)
Steph L. - Jan 19, 2007 3:01:19 pm PST #1780 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Ok. I laughed so hard that Toto came to see what was up.
It's like she made it happen by putting it out in the universe.
Quiet, all y'all! I didn't go looking for it, that's for sure. But you love who you love. And he doesn't wear makeup.
(As if that makes a difference.)
(But DAMN, he looks good in a short, tight skirt and 5-inch heels. Guh.)
Pix - Jan 19, 2007 3:15:34 pm PST #1781 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
t waves to Bitches
VBP (Very Bitches Post): I am typing this from the stylist's chair at the hair salon. I'm finally getting my high and lowlights redone and getting a much needed cut. (Don't get too excited, Hec, it's still a longish bob.) Don't really have the spare cash to do this, but I haven't touched the color since last summer and haven't had a cut since November. It was time.
Jessica - Jan 19, 2007 3:21:17 pm PST #1782 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Ahhhhhh, takeout. Nothing like having someone bring me fried chicken and cheese fries at the end of a shittastic day like today.
I desperately need to do something with my hair. I haven't gotten it cut since September, and I haven't dyed it since...I have no idea. But when one of your male co-workers* asks you "So, are you ever going to dye your hair again?" you know you've let it go too long...
(*For values of "male co-worker" that do not equal Hec, if you work with Hec.)
Steph L. - Jan 19, 2007 3:28:09 pm PST #1783 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Jess, I think that I'm going to be a little disturbed, to tell you the truth, if the Altersproglet is NOT born with blue hair.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 19, 2007 3:46:36 pm PST #1784 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Y'know, that looks suspiciously like what our plan was when we bought the house. I am sad to report that the plan didn't quite work that way.
Nods along.
Mm, microbrews! I had no beer tonight. But I did have ice cream. Why is Vermonty Python not as delicious as I think it should be? Well, that'll keep me from devouring it in the dark middle of the night, snarfing and drooling like some wild animal.
Yeah. Good times.
Tom is sick. I am tired. I need about 2 more hours in each day and I'm not sure how to do it. My therapist suggested trying to swing a shorter work week. Which is GODDAMN so appealing. If they kept paying me the same, that is. Wait. Oh. Never mind.
Plan:
1) stay at Institute Of Higher Education long enough to get Master's Degree.
2) stay at Institute long enough to get vested (2 more years exactly. Today's my 3 year anniversary here)
3) ORGANIZE!!!
Topic!Cindy - Jan 19, 2007 3:59:06 pm PST #1785 of 10001
What is even happening?
Jess, I think that I'm going to be a little disturbed, to tell you the truth, if the Altersproglet is NOT born with blue hair.Or at the least -- disappointed.
DavidS - Jan 19, 2007 3:59:55 pm PST #1786 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
(Don't get too excited, Hec, it's still a longish bob.)
Ms. Pixie Supreme, I think that cut looks great on you. I'm just going to like it anyway.
You can't make me hate it!
Jess, it's sometimes better to just let it grow when you're pregnant. After the baby and your hormones shift, it may come in less thick or a slightly different texture. That's a good time to get it cut.