Willow ,'Lessons'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
When I win the lottery I am totally financing Jilli's Goblin Market and Juliana and Daisy's super fun time party bar and sex toy emporium.
Woo-hoo! In a perfect world, we'd be able to open those two establishments right next to each other.
Lack of drugs and money are the only things keeping us from perfect happiness.
This is very true.
In a perfect world, we'd be able to open those two establishments right next to each other.
Oh my yes. Y'all have no idea how happy that concept makes me.
Woo-hoo! In a perfect world, we'd be able to open those two establishments right next to each other.
This must happen. Let's rob Mick Jagger!
So tell me about the bar.
Long L-shape, or smaller horseshoe?
What'll the backbar look like?
What Scotch will you stock? What gin?
Little stage and dance floor for karaoke and country bands?
I want to go to this bar RIGHT NOW.
It is 6 pm. It is Friday. I am still at work.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
I'm 47 in 3 weeks. I try not to compare expectations and achievements, but I've done stuff I never thought I'd do.
It is 6 pm. It is Friday. I am still at work.
That ain't right. You can't even drown the workweek in alcohol when you get home.
Long L-shape, or smaller horseshoe?
I'm more in favor of the horseshoe. Longer bars tend to lead to lots of people who think they're first.
Scotch will be everything from Cutty Sark to single cask. Karaoke is completely up to juliana, but Peggy Lee will be on there.
You can't even drown the workweek in alcohol when you get home.
LIFE IS SO UNFAIR, YO.
What Scotch will you stock? What gin?
More importantly (well, to ME), will you stock Absinthe? And Pinky vodka?