So tell me about the bar.
Long L-shape, or smaller horseshoe?
What'll the backbar look like?
What Scotch will you stock? What gin?
Little stage and dance floor for karaoke and country bands?
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So tell me about the bar.
Long L-shape, or smaller horseshoe?
What'll the backbar look like?
What Scotch will you stock? What gin?
Little stage and dance floor for karaoke and country bands?
I want to go to this bar RIGHT NOW.
It is 6 pm. It is Friday. I am still at work.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
I'm 47 in 3 weeks. I try not to compare expectations and achievements, but I've done stuff I never thought I'd do.
It is 6 pm. It is Friday. I am still at work.
That ain't right. You can't even drown the workweek in alcohol when you get home.
Long L-shape, or smaller horseshoe?
I'm more in favor of the horseshoe. Longer bars tend to lead to lots of people who think they're first.
Scotch will be everything from Cutty Sark to single cask. Karaoke is completely up to juliana, but Peggy Lee will be on there.
You can't even drown the workweek in alcohol when you get home.
LIFE IS SO UNFAIR, YO.
What Scotch will you stock? What gin?
More importantly (well, to ME), will you stock Absinthe? And Pinky vodka?
We will also need Chartrueuse!
ETA: By which I mean, YES!
I'm more in favor of the horseshoe.
I like the horseshoe. Amante here in North Beach is a long curve, but you can tell bartenders designed it. It can support 4 bartenders easily, and the only time any of them have to cross paths is to get to the phone or one of the cash registers. In all else, they have everything they need in arm's reach. I'd like to have a smaller version of that.
Little stage and dance floor for karaoke and country bands?
Hells, yes. Also for various readings and fashion shows. The lighting and sound systems design will be done by theatrical professionals, of course.
Absinthe, Fernet-Branca, green Chartreuse, Three Olives cherry vodka, and Pinky vodka will all be in stock.
The top-shelf question is tricky, you know? How to not break the bank and still have a good selection is of paramount importance.
The lighting and sound systems design will be done by theatrical professionals, of course.
Oooh! I think we know some of those.