River: You're not right, Early. You're not righteous. You've got issues. Early: No. Oh, yes, I could have that. You might have me figured out, then. Good job. I'm not 100%.

'Objects In Space'


Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


John H - Mar 12, 2003 3:57:46 pm PST #7313 of 10001

Update: my arbitrary starting point for the above stats was Jesse "Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier" Feb 24, 2003 9:54:26 am EST -- and my equally abitrary end point was DavidS "Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier" Mar 6, 2003 12:10:47 pm EST -- I hope that makes sense to people.

But I read the whole thing, all 1908 posts, twice over.

More stats, I hear you cry?

Total words: 137,114

Gangs of Arbitrary Number:

  • 50% of the posts came from nine posters (at Hec's name above) according to my stats
  • 75% came from 20 posters (see Rebecca Lizard and above)
  • 90% came from 36 posters (AimeĆ© and above) and
  • 99% came from the top 67 Bureacratistas (KevinK and above)

Someone should be asking "did you screen out taglines?" I did. Then I noticed that Sophia and some others didn't have taglines. Freaks. So I'd been ignoring the first lines of their posts, so I had to do it again.

Percentages and breakpoints derived from putting the above into Excel.


Laura - Mar 12, 2003 4:27:55 pm PST #7314 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Gee, I never came in 22nd in the porn counts. I think I need to change my ways.


Jesse - Mar 12, 2003 4:50:03 pm PST #7315 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You're amazing, John.

Next time, I shall endevour to insert a :P when sticking my tongue out at someone.

Or just, you know, make it clear at whom you are sticking your tongue out. Or something. OK.


brenda m - Mar 12, 2003 5:23:22 pm PST #7316 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Honestly, all Go14 jokes aside, by my count there were 37 people with at least 10 posts on the subject. And more than half of those who turned out to vote had at least something to say. That's not so bad, really.


P.M. Marc - Mar 12, 2003 5:28:30 pm PST #7317 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Or just, you know, make it clear at whom you are sticking your tongue out. Or something. OK.

Honestly, I thought the "so there." was enough to mark it as tongue-in-cheek. Perhaps adding a neener.


brenda m - Mar 12, 2003 5:31:56 pm PST #7318 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I knew what, and who, he meant. But I'd just counted down to find out my position on the list (13) so I knew where Plei was.


P.M. Marc - Mar 12, 2003 5:36:11 pm PST #7319 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

(Also, feeling a little pissy at being given the old talking-to when John gets a free pass.)

(Just saying.)

(If you want honesty and a lack of obfuscation.)


Jesse - Mar 12, 2003 5:38:53 pm PST #7320 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm sorry, Plei, I just felt like you were having a lot of issues with the way things are going, and I really was afraid you were talking about someone in particular, but didn't know who it was, and didn't want it to be me, is all. And, uh, John was busting on you, so if anyone was going to tell him off about it, it could have been you, no?


John H - Mar 12, 2003 5:43:43 pm PST #7321 of 10001

Yeah, sorry, but what did I get a free pass for?


P.M. Marc - Mar 12, 2003 5:45:41 pm PST #7322 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

And, uh, John was busting on you, so if anyone was going to tell him off about it, it could have been you, no?

Or not. I don't know, I mean, when I've felt people have maybe gone a little past pleasant with others in the past, I've spoken up.

Honestly, I don't like that the chart was posted. It seemed a little.. I don't know, it seemed possibley divisive to me to do so, at this point, when things had mostly calmed down. And I really was trying to be okay with the snide aside about myself, but I guess I'm really not. I mean, looking at numbers tells you nothing about content. It just tells you X people have posted X time, but not the topic, which can range from (and in that span did) "white font ASAP!" or "All threads should be Monkey!" to "I'm not comfortable here, forget it to "I think that we should use system X with a subset of system y and perhaps a smidge of system D". I don't really want a breakdown of that, either, in case anyone was planning to do so.

It just seemed kind of counterproductive to even put it up.