Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people. Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world. Lorne: You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, Kiddo? Connor: Just kinda popped out.

'Time Bomb'


Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

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Jessica - Nov 05, 2002 11:53:16 am PST #707 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I think the other one was "[something, something, something], Buffy -- what does it take to kill you??" which might not be too tasteful for a show that was recently cancelled.


Dana - Nov 05, 2002 11:54:52 am PST #708 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

It's not exactly uplifting and quippy.

JOHN: Humans do not live as long as Sebaceans, or Hynerians, or Delvians. When I get back everybody - my dad, DK, my sisters, Cameron Diaz, Buffy the Vampire Slayer - will be dead!


Dana - Nov 05, 2002 11:56:06 am PST #709 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

As per shrift, there's another one:

John: Kryptonite, silver bullet, Buffy - what's it going to take to keep you in the grave?


Jesse - Nov 05, 2002 11:56:59 am PST #710 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That would only be funny if it gets un-cancelled. Now it's just mean.


Jon B. - Nov 05, 2002 11:57:04 am PST #711 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

might not be too tasteful for a show that was recently cancelled.

What Jess t edit (and Jesse) t /edit said.


Dana - Nov 05, 2002 11:58:33 am PST #712 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I'm thinking "Frell Me Dead" is also out.


Megan E. - Nov 05, 2002 12:15:53 pm PST #713 of 10001

Farscape is only airing season 3 in Canada, so there should probably be a disclaimer for viewers outside of Australia and the UK.


Holli - Nov 05, 2002 12:17:40 pm PST #714 of 10001
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

I like "Frell Me Dead"! Or "It's All About the Leather Pants."


shrift - Nov 05, 2002 12:34:48 pm PST #715 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Farscape thread names, nixing all the spoilery season 4 refs I had:

Close Encounters My Ass!

Almost Cracked "Wormholes for Dummies"

It's a Motif

Welcome to Federation Starship, SS Buttcrack

Naked Sebacean Girls and Margarita Shooters


Michele T. - Nov 05, 2002 12:43:34 pm PST #716 of 10001
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi

As a non-watcher, I like "Close Encounters My Ass." And if the show gets picked up by another network, then we have to use the "what's it gonna take to kill you" one.