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Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


jengod - Feb 28, 2003 3:18:13 pm PST #6027 of 10001

I will check! I pass his office/billboards on my way to work. I was there the day they raided. It was very exciting.


Anathema - Feb 28, 2003 3:27:59 pm PST #6028 of 10001
Jonathan Will Always Be My Hero

I'm considering changing my name to Herb Stemple now.


jengod - Feb 28, 2003 5:11:25 pm PST #6029 of 10001

If anyone cares, as of right now we have 125 ballots.


Rebecca Lizard - Feb 28, 2003 8:34:01 pm PST #6030 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

I oppose slumbernutting for anything that doesn't have three zeros in it. Seriously. It's stupid and it sucks bandwidth and time for us all.

Big ol' fucking wrod.

This is something I want to re-bring up as soon as we've stopped talking about how we're going to talk about things and we've actually started talking about them. Because, you know, when it's a new thread, and after having counted off the first fifty posts, people are still going for 200 and 202 and 222 and 252-- it starts to wear thin.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2003 9:07:02 pm PST #6031 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ahem. Numberslutting for 6000 is no uncooler than slutting for 6666. (Less, if you want my complete honesty).

Maybe you want less slutting, but if you only slut for what you like, and me for the ones with the sixes and Nilly for the ones with seventeens, well, nothing's changed, has it?

A general recommendation against slutting is one thing, but trying to uniformly mandate the sheer beauty of digits? Pure evil. Never going to fly.


Rebecca Lizard - Feb 28, 2003 9:12:55 pm PST #6032 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

t dignified

I've only ever slutted for 10000.

No, seriously? Raise the standards for a slut. The signal-to-noise ratio is getting, to my mind, really fucking annoying.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2003 9:20:05 pm PST #6033 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

seriously? Raise the standards for a slut. The signal-to-noise ratio is getting, to my mind, really fucking annoying.

Seriously? There are no standards for a slut.

And that works on more levels than I'd intended. But honestly, how can there be? It's a silly frivolous thing. Recommending against is one thing, but the idea of truly cool numbers is imposing subjectivity and taking it oddly seriously.


Rebecca Lizard - Feb 28, 2003 9:24:34 pm PST #6034 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

No, of course I don't mean we make proscribed numbers for slutting. But I'm asking that there be a little more self-restraint exercised, because I feel there's sometimes more empty slut than there should be.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2003 9:26:51 pm PST #6035 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You see the irony inherent in that, though?

Me, I opine -- don't slut without an orgasm -- let's have some content, people! Jizz! Jizz!


Elena - Feb 28, 2003 9:27:26 pm PST #6036 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

No, of course I don't mean we make proscribed numbers for slutting. But I'm asking that there be a little more self-restraint exercised, because I feel there's sometimes more empty slut than there should be.

Remember the porn counts? Remember all the people putting in extraneous porn? Numberslutting is the new porn. People will get tired of it, or at least will tie it to more substantial posts.