That's my girl... That's my good girl.

Kaylee ,'Serenity'


Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


Hil R. - Feb 27, 2003 4:37:28 pm PST #5913 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

if voting is approved, will everything need to go to formal vote?

The ballot lists things that would be exceptions, including blocking obvious trolls and thread naming.


Wolfram - Feb 27, 2003 4:56:35 pm PST #5914 of 10001
Visilurking

On the subject of abstension votes, I think we should include more specific options for people who aren't firmly yays or nays.

1) emphatically yes; 2) yes; 3) eh; 4) no; 5) no fuckin' way; 6) abstain; 7) don't give a rat's ass; 8) monkey; 9) what the hell's a quorum? 10) LOL

Please check all that apply.


billytea - Feb 27, 2003 4:59:01 pm PST #5915 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

1) emphatically yes; 2) yes; 3) eh; 4) no; 5) no fuckin' way; 6) abstain; 7) don't give a rat's ass; 8) monkey; 9) what the hell's a quorum? 10) LOL

t laughing like a drain

Vote early; vote often. Vote monkey.


§ ita § - Feb 27, 2003 5:00:41 pm PST #5916 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Monkey stuffers.

Tangentially, but on the topic of poor ballot design, I discovered that my company gave out a culture satisfaction test (easy on the yoghurt jokes, folks) where you could rate statements about the company from 1 to 5. 5 was "strongly agree" and 1 was "slightly agree".

There's representation for you.


Kristen - Feb 27, 2003 5:02:57 pm PST #5917 of 10001

if I were coming in to vote now, I'd be more tempted to vote against further voting than I would have been yesterday.

You read my mind. Plus it would kind of make me want to go back and change my vote.


Laura - Feb 27, 2003 5:10:28 pm PST #5918 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

So you managed to put another 150 posts here while I did away from computer stuff! Do I need to threadsuck the whole thing, or can someone summarize what we are deciding.

As the Palm Beach County Florida Buffista I declare myself resident expert on poor ballot design.


Sophia Brooks - Feb 27, 2003 5:11:43 pm PST #5919 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Laura-- don't read it.

A long discussion about different methods of voting (borda, Australian, Condorcet) which made people want not to vote anymore.


bon bon - Feb 27, 2003 5:12:23 pm PST #5920 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Tangentially, but on the topic of poor ballot design, I discovered that my company gave out a culture satisfaction test (easy on the yoghurt jokes, folks) where you could rate statements about the company from 1 to 5. 5 was "strongly agree" and 1 was "slightly agree".

There's representation for you.

Don't get me started on the university's class rating system. Every single question is a superlative like "I had a strong desire to take this course" and "I learned a substantial amount of material" and "class discussion was by far the best part of this course, in fact, it was the best part of my day" and "I think this professor loves me and would like to have a million of my babies and name them all after me" and you can strongly agree, agree, disagree, strongly disagree or be neutral.


Cindy - Feb 27, 2003 5:15:16 pm PST #5921 of 10001
Nobody

post deleted til I can figure out the html


P.M. Marc - Feb 27, 2003 5:17:19 pm PST #5922 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Wroddy McFuck.

I think that may be the best Wrod ever.

Like Roddy McD, no?