Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier  

A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.

Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych


DavidS - Feb 15, 2003 11:39:57 pm PST #4411 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Also, was it stated that the kittens were food?

Darned if I know.

Not stated explicitly. But it was implied that the kittens came to harm. Also that kittens were valuable and cats weren't.


esse - Feb 16, 2003 12:02:32 am PST #4412 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

What does a soul mean? Does Lorne have a soul? For that I'd just quote Joss's "tendency to good, tendency to evil" statement and say that it leaves a lot open to debate and neverending argument.

And maybe a link to Cindy's essay on the subject.


PaulJ - Feb 16, 2003 5:35:45 am PST #4413 of 10001

Also, was it stated that the kittens were food?

The shooting script has one of the demons saying "they are delicious". I haven't seen the episode itself, so I don't know if it made it into the final cut.


DXMachina - Feb 16, 2003 6:56:41 am PST #4414 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Also that kittens were valuable and cats weren't.

You don't need to tenderize them nearly so much.


Anathema - Feb 16, 2003 8:28:29 am PST #4415 of 10001
Jonathan Will Always Be My Hero

Cordy said the line runs through Faith onscreen in a S3 episode that i just saw, didn't she? Can't remember which one. They were all in the Bronze.

How do you get to be a slayer?

Practice, practice, practice.

Why are there two slayers right now?

Double your pleasure, double your fun, right?

How does someone become a vampire?

However the script needs them to. I just saw the one where Buffy got tested by being drugged. That guy that vamped Lt. Reed didn't do anything but bite him and wait.

If a vampire doesn't need to eat or drink for sustenance, why do they? If a vampire doesn't need to breathe, why can they smoke? If vampires don't have a heartbeat or blood pressure, how do they achieve an erection?

Fun; to show they are really evil; they have to Pump...It Up.

Why can I see Angel/Spike/Drusilla/Darla breathing?

Because all those actors, they actually have to breath even when they are pretending to be things that don't. They must be lousy actors.

How did Angel return from the Hell dimension after S2?

Powers That Be wanted him to be a Champion.

When is Buffy's birthday? Wasn't it different in S1?

It's always on the worst day of the year.

Who is Dawn?

Christ only knows.

How old is Dawn?

Too old to ignore. Too young to talk about graphically.

What's up with the complexity of Faith?

Yeah, this is television. Aren't characters supposed to be black and white?

Whatever happened to Oz? Drusilla? Riley? Harmony? Joyce? Hank Summers? Miss Kitty Fantastico?

They are all soup now.

What happened to Whistler?

He painted his mother and got famous for it.

Who is Dead Gay Larry?

And why is he so gay about being dead?

What the hell was the deal with that episode where Buffy was in the asylum?

Wait until the season finale and you'll find out.

Any other 'verses I should know about?

Well, there was on old lady from Kent...

What's 5x5 mean?

You have a cool truck.


Lyra Jane - Feb 16, 2003 8:39:00 am PST #4416 of 10001
Up with the sun

FWIW, I also am pretty sure we've heard onscreen that the line goes through Faith. And I think the fact we haven't seen anyone Called from the S5 death is really, really strong proof of that, as is [S7 Buffy spoilers] the fact Giles didn't find Slayer #3 when he was gathering the SiTs. I know Buffy said the line went through her a few episodes back, but I think she was simplifying things for the SiT on purpose.

But yeah, of course Joss can change his mind.


Jessica - Feb 16, 2003 8:41:27 am PST #4417 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Lyra, spoilers.


Lyra Jane - Feb 16, 2003 8:47:16 am PST #4418 of 10001
Up with the sun

Sorry. Does my edit take care of it?


Nilly - Feb 16, 2003 8:55:58 am PST #4419 of 10001
Swouncing

Lyra Jane, it's whited-out on my screen.

Cordy said the line runs through Faith onscreen in a S3 episode that i just saw, didn't she? Can't remember which one. They were all in the Bronze.

From "Faith, Hope and Trick"

Cordelia:I get it. Not the horny thing. Yuck! But the two Slayer thing. There was one, and then Buffy died for, like, two minutes, so then Kendra was called, and then when she died, Faith was called.


Jon B. - Feb 16, 2003 9:01:48 am PST #4420 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Thanks Nilly. That quote doesn't say anything about what would happen if Buffy died again, so I'll stick with what we've got now in the FAQ.