"We've got quotes. And a whore!"
I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier
A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.
Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych
§ ita § - Sep 28, 2002 12:10:11 am PDT #310 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Rebecca Lizard - Sep 28, 2002 12:10:43 am PDT #311 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
JAYNE: " "
Okay, because I am a silly billy, and also haven't seen tonight's ep yet, that silence was intentional, right?
Also: so this is the place we choose NAFDA thread titles, right? Won't that be spoilery for UnAmericans?
Kat - Sep 28, 2002 12:24:47 am PDT #312 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Okay, other thoughts:
"And did I mention there's a whore?"
"Oh, my god, I'm a hack." which seems somewhat appropriate since we're talking about writing.
"Joss's first nonlatex show"
Man, Being creative on demand for a pithy one line epigram - too stressful to me. But if you want to know how to get 12 year olds to write a literary analysis, I'm your woman. Well not your woman, technically, more Lori's woman but you get my point.
§ ita § - Sep 28, 2002 12:27:55 am PDT #313 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm down with the whore.
In the same sense that Kat's our woman.
As in get your mind out of the gutter.
Burrell - Sep 28, 2002 12:29:30 am PDT #314 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Also: so this is the place we choose NAFDA thread titles, right? Won't that be spoilery for UnAmericans?
Well, since they will likely see the threads on the main page, it would be a good idea to keep them unspoily if possible. Most funny lines out of context aren't spoily.
Kat - Sep 28, 2002 12:29:48 am PDT #315 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Hmmm...
My name's part of that sentence and my mind is in the gutter...
Will whore though fuck up people's ablility to view/read/access at work?
Kat - Sep 28, 2002 12:31:10 am PDT #316 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I like the " " cause you know, silence, not spoilery.
Oh. If the word whore is gonna set off bell's and whistles maybe it should be
"And did I mention there's a companion?"
Frankly I find whore funnier. Cause you know, whores, funny. Companions, NSM.
§ ita § - Sep 28, 2002 12:32:09 am PDT #317 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Companion's only funny when the whore is implied.
Burrell - Sep 28, 2002 12:33:36 am PDT #318 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Cause you know, whores, funny. Companions, NSM.
True dat.
Kat - Sep 28, 2002 12:34:45 am PDT #319 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
It's quite a conundrum. Whore, still funnier. Even with the implied.