Companion's only funny when the whore is implied.
See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you... you're kissing me. It's okay. I can wait.
Oz ,'First Date'
Bureaucracy 1: Like Kafka, Only Funnier
A thread to discuss naming threads, board policy, new thread suggestions, and anything else that has to do with board administration and maintenance. Guaranteed to include lively debate and polls. Natter discouraged, but not deleted.
Current Stompy Feet: ita, Jon B, DXMachina, P.M. Marcontell, Liese S., amych
§ ita § - Sep 28, 2002 12:32:09 am PDT #317 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Burrell - Sep 28, 2002 12:33:36 am PDT #318 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Cause you know, whores, funny. Companions, NSM.
True dat.
Kat - Sep 28, 2002 12:34:45 am PDT #319 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
It's quite a conundrum. Whore, still funnier. Even with the implied.
Rebecca Lizard - Sep 28, 2002 1:02:58 am PDT #320 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
since they will likely see the threads on the main page,
Well, if they use the message center, and read new, they never have to see the main page! Okay, unless you're having that funky thing where it redirects you to the main page. But that isn't happening to *me*, so I don't really care about it! la la la
But, seriously, won't that still pose a problem? Like if they see "Buffy 16: Uh Oh, Daddy's Home" people might unwillingly go nuts trying to figure out what context *that* came out of. And other people, like Fiona, will be annoyed during Grave when a great line is interrupted by their minds going, "Oh, so that's where the title came from!" or even "Where did I read that before? It's really familiar. Is Willow quoting the title of the latest Britney Spears song, to show she's really evil, or something?" I mean, not with Grave, obviously, because it's all aired, but...
... there's no way around that, is there?
Michele T. - Sep 28, 2002 8:23:07 am PDT #321 of 10001
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi
I really, really like "Oh my God, I'm a hack." Show-specific, writing-related, a Jossism, but in no way spoilery since it was something he said on the set rather than in a script.
Rebecca Lizard - Sep 28, 2002 9:11:04 am PDT #322 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
t crosses arms I want the monkeys.
Laura - Sep 28, 2002 9:45:44 am PDT #323 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
I truly deeply love
Jayne: " "
but in the long run I think
"And did I mention there's a whore?"
works better. Whore funny.
lori - Sep 28, 2002 10:35:33 am PDT #324 of 10001
I really, really like "Oh my God, I'm a hack." Show-specific, writing-related, a Jossism, but in no way spoilery since it was something he said on the set rather than in a script.
Exactly. This totally gets my vote, for all these reasons.
Plus, it doesn't set off any prude-alerts that some folks might have at work or wherever.
P.M. Marc - Sep 28, 2002 11:02:02 am PDT #325 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Oh yeah, whore might be not-so-work-friendly.
Hack, then. I like monkeys, but we can save it until the unamericans have seen it, if they get to see it.
Michele T. - Sep 28, 2002 11:52:09 am PDT #326 of 10001
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi
Here's the exact quote for the Stompy Foot Thread-Makers:
Like more than one ex-nerd of my acquaintance, Whedon compulsively peppers his speech with self-deprecating asides: ''Oh, my God, I am a hack,'' he moans as we watch Fillion, his thumbs hooked in the belt loops of his skintight slacks, swagger back onto the ship's bridge. But like his show's hero, Whedon exudes confidence.