I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'


If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


DavidS - Jan 06, 2020 7:27:17 pm PST #5508 of 5668
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Jessica - Jan 07, 2020 2:26:41 am PST #5509 of 5668
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I'm boarding my flight to Cuba in about an hour, and will disappear from the internets almost entirely for the next 2 weeks!


msbelle - Jan 07, 2020 5:17:11 am PST #5510 of 5668
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

javachik - Jan 13, 2020 10:44:30 am PST #5511 of 5668
Our wings are not tired.

Hey! I am moving to New York in February. Westchester County, exact location TBD. I've been in LA and SF Bay Area for most of my life so this is a big change. I look forward to being closer to East Coast peeps!

Any SF Bay locals who are interested, my good friend Mary is hosting a farewell open house in Oakland on the afternoon of the 1st. I'd love to see anyone who can make it - she lives near Lake Merritt. Email me if you'd like details.


Steph L. - Jan 20, 2020 5:18:23 pm PST #5512 of 5668
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Tim's surgery is at 4:30 a.m. board time (7:30 a.m. Eastern), so if you have any ~ma to spare for an easy, successful surgery and an easy, quick recovery, I'd appreciate it. (Also stay-calm~ma for me would be swell.)


Pix - Jan 31, 2020 12:39:23 pm PST #5513 of 5668
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

As a heads up to those who don't have contact with Javachik outside of here, she came down with a brutal, life-threatening case of the flu while on vacation in Hawaii and ended up in the ER with two collapsed lungs. She is recovering at with a friend in Kona but is still very sick. She has asked for no cards or gifts since she isn't at home and is in the middle of moving East, so I thought it might be nice if anyone who wanted to send her love could do so in a thread like F2F (or another little-used thread so she can easily find the messages?) or something. She can't do screens right now, but I know she would appreciate eventually seeing the love. I know few people on the planet who are as generous as Java, and I just wanted you all to know to send healing, loving vibes her way.


Cashmere - Mar 01, 2020 6:57:29 pm PST #5514 of 5668
Now tagless for your comfort.

So this horrible thing just happened and I can't say anything about it. But my family really needs som ~am right now. Health, safety, legal, etc.


Maria - Mar 15, 2020 6:12:59 pm PDT #5515 of 5668
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

For a piece of good news in all of the horribleness... MedicGuy proposed last night, and I said yes! A picture of the ring is on FB and Instagram.


Jessica - Mar 19, 2020 7:20:11 am PDT #5516 of 5668
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

My 100 year old grandmother is in hospice (at home) and isn't expected to live past the weekend. I can't go visit her and we won't be able to have a funeral. (Her rabbi will handle what he can from Cincinnati but her family won't be there.)

We celebrated her 100th birthday in the fall and I'm so grateful she was able to be there surrounded by 200 friends and family when she was healthy and able to enjoy it.


Jessica - Mar 20, 2020 4:19:42 am PDT #5517 of 5668
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

And she's gone.