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Snyder ,'Chosen'


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DCJensen - May 03, 2016 6:52:23 pm PDT #5295 of 5668
All is well that ends in pizza.

Hate to pile on the ~ma requests, but if you can spare some for my mom. She's going in for shoulder surgery on the right side tomorrow.

She's 88, has had the heart surgery, hip surgery, and one shoulder socket replaced in the last few years. I think she'll be full on bionic by age 100.

I've already wished her May the Fourth be with her.


Calli - May 04, 2016 1:58:59 am PDT #5296 of 5668
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

EpicTangent - May 04, 2016 6:27:33 am PDT #5297 of 5668
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Bad news for my mom, the infection has gotten to the bone in her toe. So there will be some degree of amputation. Unknown yet how much will have to go, whether she'll still be able to walk after, and how in hell I'm going to take care of her if she can't walk.

Continued prayers and ~ma, please.


DCJensen - May 04, 2016 9:05:38 am PDT #5298 of 5668
All is well that ends in pizza.

My mother's shoulder surgery has been cancelled due to evidence of afib in her EKG. She decided it was too much of a risk at this time.

Forwarding any spare ~ma to others for now.


EpicTangent - May 05, 2016 11:56:45 am PDT #5299 of 5668
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Thank you all for the ~ma, it might be helping t /cautiously optimistic

I mean to say, the ~ma is definitely helping my emotional state, let there be no doubt. But her situation might be on the better end of the possible outcomes as well. Please keep it coming.


EpicTangent - May 10, 2016 6:29:43 am PDT #5300 of 5668
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Please ramp up the ~ma again. My mom was released to rehab on Friday (hence my cautious optimism), but I got a look at her foot Friday, then Saturday, then last night, and it's looking quite a bit worse. I finally got the Dr on the phone (he's only at the rehab 2-3 days a week, so she still hasn't seen him since she's been there) and told him my concerns and he promised to check her out first when he gets there today. I think she may need to be re-admitted to the hospital to get back what she's lost since Friday (which I suppose would be better news than the doctors just deciding she's not getting better and starting to treat with knives rather than drugs).


DebetEsse - May 11, 2016 11:18:13 am PDT #5301 of 5668
Woe to the fucking wicked.

If I could have some "go smoothly"-ma, I'd appreciate it. I'm interviewing for basically the job I'm doing now, and I'm 97% sure I'll get it, but bureaucracy, yay!


EpicTangent - May 13, 2016 11:53:37 am PDT #5302 of 5668
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Off to go to doctor appointments with my mom; wish us healing!


erikaj - May 13, 2016 2:54:54 pm PDT #5303 of 5668
Always Anti-fascist!

My brother A. was in car accident today. Think he's fine, car might not be, but my brother worries and he's not always a great coper. Can we get some calm vibes, and some efficient-insurance ones? Thanks.


Nora Deirdre - May 14, 2016 2:40:18 pm PDT #5304 of 5668
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I'm super nervous I'm going to break my streak of hitting my social media bonus on this article. I hate stressing about it and, more than that, I hate bugging everyone, but in for a penny, in for a pound, at this point, I guess.

Still just 57 Facebook shares away from hitting 400 on my Craftbeer.com article, 3 Overlooked Beer Styles to Pair with Food. And I need to do it by Wednesday. So if anyone hasn't done so already (or wants to do it again) and thinks the article is worth sharing, please consider doing so using the Facebook button right above the headline of the piece.