You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


Consuela - Apr 01, 2016 5:18:09 am PDT #5286 of 5668
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Could use some Buffista -ma. I'm on travel for work and my 88-year-old Dad has been admitted to the hospital with probable pneumonia. Good thoughts welcome.


lisah - Apr 01, 2016 6:11:03 am PDT #5287 of 5668
Punishingly Intricate

It is that time of the year when I'm doing a lot of bike riding (when I'm not hacking up a lung, at least) and raising money to help Moveable Feast.

I have had the great opportunity in the last year to work at this organization and doing so has just strengthened my belief that the work they do here in Maryland makes lives so much better for our neighbors living with life-threatening illnesses. If you'd like to help, go here to donate: Support my Ride!

Thank you, Buffistas, for all of your support over the years! You all are a generous bunch of folks, as we all know. Plus, very pretty! XO


tommyrot - Apr 15, 2016 3:10:38 am PDT #5288 of 5668
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm stuck because my ride to my dental surgery fell through. Any Buffistas able to drive me to my oral surgeon's place at 9:30 and drive me home when done?

Tagline email oK.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 22, 2016 9:58:48 am PDT #5289 of 5668
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Hi! I'm needing the power of Buffistas in order to get my quota of Facebook likes on a piece I wrote for a beer website, which pays me almost double if I'm able to get 400 Facebook shares (through the site) in 30 days. This one seems to be stalled out at 128 (sob!) so if you are so inclined, please share on your Facebook page, using the Facebook share icon just above the title of the piece, "Cask Ale's Journey into the Modern Beer World." [link]

This is the same piece that another publication eventually rejected after engaging me to write it (earning me my first "kill fee") so I have all sorts of insecurity feels about it. Thanks in advance!


Nora Deirdre - Apr 26, 2016 7:28:51 pm PDT #5290 of 5668
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Hey, y'all - I am actually in the same boat with a second article published on the same site as the cask article only one day after. (Makes it hard to pimp effectively!)

Anyway, this is about beer and food and science, and I got to talk to a kickass lady scientist and a chef and really nerd out during my research and writing of the piece. If you could go read and share on Facebook using the icons above the title of the piece on the page itself, that would be so awesome.

These low FB share numbers on both features are killing the shred of self-confidence I still had that I have anything interesting to contribute to the conversation.

3 Overlooked Beer Styles to Pair with Food.


Theresa - May 01, 2016 6:23:46 pm PDT #5291 of 5668
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

Any Denver istas online? I have someone stranded at the Denver bus station. Please call my cell [deleted] It's my learning disabled brother so I'm fairly freaked out.

Edit: My heroes. Thanks


EpicTangent - May 02, 2016 7:08:46 am PDT #5292 of 5668
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Prayers and vibes requested for my mom. She ended up back in the hospital on Saturday night. She had a fall, which was not a huge deal, except I had to call paramedics to help me get her up. But she was also starting to show confusion and incoherence, so the paramedics brought her in. It's been diagnosed as an infection (she has a wound on her toe we've been fighting a couple/few months, fucking diabetes), that's gone septic. They put her on IV antibiotics, and she seemed better yesterday, but then by the evening she was confused again and agitated and kind of incoherent. The doctors say it's not that unusual to go in and out of coherence when fighting an infection that's gone to the blood stream, but it still freaked me right out. I'm very much hoping that the antibiotics will do their job quickly and bring her back mentally, but then there's still the toe to deal with. It's her big toe, and she already has bad balance issues, so she can't really afford to lose an important one like that.

So anyway, very worried and feeling the lack of SO super-strongly (yes, I have a brother, but he doesn't do supportive), plus super-resentful of things like having to go to work or take out the trash when I want to either focus on her, or completely check out mentally and not focus on anything.


Theresa - May 03, 2016 8:02:13 am PDT #5293 of 5668
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

My brother has finally arrived. I wish I reached out more often than when I was in crisis, but I've activated the Scoobies more than once over my twelve years on the board and someone always walks through the fire for me and mine. Bottom line is brother is safe for those playing the home game.


erikaj - May 03, 2016 9:11:43 am PDT #5294 of 5668
Always Anti-fascist!

Keep a good thought for my grandma(at 85, I'm not sure that the best thought is not an easy passing, with her recurrent heart problems, but you know, above my pay grade)She's a good woman, though in recent years has gotten narrow-minded and not sociable but that is not the person I'm going to remember. In my childhood and beyond, she was a talented cook and curious auto-didact and right now I guess could use stent-ma to keep her arteries open. Thanks!


DCJensen - May 03, 2016 6:52:23 pm PDT #5295 of 5668
All is well that ends in pizza.

Hate to pile on the ~ma requests, but if you can spare some for my mom. She's going in for shoulder surgery on the right side tomorrow.

She's 88, has had the heart surgery, hip surgery, and one shoulder socket replaced in the last few years. I think she'll be full on bionic by age 100.

I've already wished her May the Fourth be with her.