I, for one, wasn't looking forward to starting my day with a slaughter. Which, really, just goes to show how much I've grown

Anya ,'Sleeper'


If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


Polter-Cow - Jul 25, 2014 5:16:57 am PDT #5089 of 5668
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I am happy to announce that I have sold my first short story to the Genius Loci anthology! I have some incredible ToCmates. Thank you to everyone for supporting me over the years: guess I might have a future in this writing thing after all.


victor infante - Jul 27, 2014 11:34:07 am PDT #5090 of 5668
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Connie Neil - Jul 28, 2014 7:06:01 am PDT #5091 of 5668
brillig

I have several unopened packages of electrodes for a TENS unit that should go to someone who can use them. Profile addy good.


Trudy Booth - Jul 30, 2014 11:53:14 am PDT #5092 of 5668
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I just applied for a position at NBC for which I am SUPREMELY qualified. So if any of you knows somebody at NBC... or even know somebody who knows somebody at NBC who could help me lift my resume out of the pack a bit please get in touch ASAP!


Hil R. - Aug 01, 2014 4:41:19 pm PDT #5093 of 5668
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

So, a bunch of us (me, debetesse, SuziQ, and FayJay) are on a GISHWHES team, and one of the items is for someone in Seattle to go to a Guinness record-breaking event, dressed as a French maid. Anyone game? More info: [link]


DebetEsse - Aug 02, 2014 6:34:11 am PDT #5094 of 5668
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Note on Hil's post: if you do the thing, I will knit you something of your choice. Our team is not above bribery.


Hil R. - Aug 03, 2014 8:07:17 am PDT #5095 of 5668
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Another GISHWHES item is to make a Twitter account pretending to be Orlando Jones and get at least 400 followers. Anyone who wants to help, we're @Or1andoJones.


Hil R. - Aug 05, 2014 3:47:33 pm PDT #5096 of 5668
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

If anyone knows someone who controls the Twitter account of any federal agency (of any country), and thinks they'd be willing to tweet something for GISHWHES, please let me know.


Juliebird - Aug 09, 2014 9:34:42 am PDT #5097 of 5668
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Health~ma for my mum, please. She got through her knee revision surgery fine, but she seems to have gotten some kind of infection post-op. I didn't get a lot of information because part of the problem is that she's having a hard time speaking. She's all raspy and says swallowing is like swallowing razor blades and even drinking is painful, let alone eating.


Theodosia - Aug 09, 2014 10:45:45 am PDT #5098 of 5668
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"