There's something about a food that moves all by itself that gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Joyce ,'Never Leave Me'


If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Birth, death, illness, new job, vacation...if it's happening to you and you want us to know about it, post it here. These threads are intended for announcements only. Want to offer sympathy or congratulations, or talk about anything? Take it to Natter. Any natter here will be deleted.


smonster - Jul 30, 2013 11:04:04 am PDT #4962 of 5671
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I'm going to the beach! Who wants mail? Send me a message with your address at my profile addy if you want a postcard and specify if you want one from the beach or totally random.


Maria - Jul 31, 2013 6:32:56 am PDT #4963 of 5671
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I got the job! Pending the results of my background check, I will have offer letter in hand no later than Monday.

I hereby pass my luck on to Consuela, Teppy, Theo, and anyone else who needs it.


DebetEsse - Aug 03, 2013 4:17:17 am PDT #4964 of 5671
Woe to the fucking wicked.

If any Buffistas are or are planning on doing GISHWHES, i'm signing up this evening (which is pretty close to the deadline), and would love to be on a team with more people I know than people I don't.


Typo Boy - Aug 05, 2013 3:07:24 pm PDT #4965 of 5671
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I have an article accepted in the peer reviewed Review of Radical Political Economics (RRPE).

It is a critique of an 'improved' carbon trading proposal. I will post a link when it is published. Upon initial publication it will be behind a paywall, but then after a year I can put an electronic copy on-line for free access. So I will post the first link upon publication, the second once the year has passed.


amych - Aug 07, 2013 8:08:42 am PDT #4966 of 5671
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Requesting ~ma, work-related, details as yet unspecified, at around 1:00 board time/4:00 Eastern.


Jessica - Aug 11, 2013 11:28:39 am PDT #4967 of 5671
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm home. Vacation is over and I am sad.


DebetEsse - Aug 11, 2013 5:05:06 pm PDT #4968 of 5671
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Hi, Buffistas.

Hil and I are doing GISHWHES. If anyone has a Twitter account and would be willing to follow/encourage others to follow @PSLAlarmClock, we would appreciate it. Said account will not spam your feed. I promise.

Also, if anyone has access to any of the following and would be willing to do odd but not illegal things with them, please let one of us know:

  • Sanitation/garbage truck
  • A particle accelerator
  • A rooster
  • A dog that looks like a wolf (or a wolf)
  • Full scuba gear
  • A wheelchair
  • Someone who has won an Oscar
  • Live ducks (also, movie theater seats)
  • A child 6 years old or younger
  • A current member of the US House or Senate
  • A group of elementary-aged kids (message me for details)
  • A preacher in a church
  • A group of children (can be any age under 18)
  • A ride-able camel
  • A live mouse and a Barbie car
  • At least 200 people at a sporting event willing to humor you
  • A High School marching band in uniform (willing and able to play “Carry On, My Wayward Son”)
  • A litter of juvenile non-human mammals
  • Taxidermied animals
  • The CEO of a major corporation
  • A military aircraft (must be able to get video of it taking off)
  • A mechanical typewriter
  • A Peugeot car in France with a French License Plate
  • Access to a dog who will come when called by the name “Castiel” (I know a lot of dogs will come to anything said in THAT tone of voice)
  • A train-able parrot
  • An 18-wheeler
  • A plane that can do sky-writing
  • An animal in a cage (you must be able to be in a cage inside the animal’s cage)
  • 2 surfboards (and a body of water)
  • A good relationship with someone currently on the International Space Station

Yes, I know. But you never know, right?


Maria - Aug 12, 2013 11:30:34 am PDT #4969 of 5671
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

It's done. I've officially resigned from the job from hell. They're not sure yet how long they want me to stay on.


Trudy Booth - Aug 12, 2013 11:36:24 am PDT #4970 of 5671
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

smonster - Aug 13, 2013 7:13:02 pm PDT #4971 of 5671
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Could I get some good karma and car~ma for friends of mine (and Nora's)? Their tale of woe is long and spans years; last week they packed the van to move to CA and regroup, only their car broke down before they even crossed the state line and they're stuck in a highway motel for probably another week while their insurance and warranty play hot potato with paying for repairs. Just in the last month there have been ER visits (yes, plural) and now the house they're selling here was broken into and some things taken.

So please, direct what extra good thoughts you can summon towards Lake Charles. Thanks.